Using the flat brimmer algorithm, aer=d, where a is the angle of the brim, e is the ego of the person, and r the radius of the bill, the douchebaginess of the person can be calculated. The man in the above picture rates very low on the flat brimmer scale and obviously owns multiple .270’s. In exhibit A below, we measure the flatness of the bill and can deduce that it is obviously not a flat brimmer’s hat, but the hat of a man that can handle a small .270 or 30/06 and not cry to his husband every time he jerks the trigger. A man that doesn’t need the likes of a hotspotting YouTube video to make himself feel special. A man that uses the tools that work for him and doesnt just blindly follow that guy on rokslide. And if you’ve made it this far with a chuckle or two, congrats on not taking things too seriously.
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