Things you have noticed in the gym

[Touchdown88]

When I was in the Air Force, I saw one of the female cops lay on the ground and do a leg press with the Smith machine. This was the early days of yoga pants. The see through early days. I didn't realize this until I walked past her and could see her spleen looking from the bottom up.

 

[Jason632]

Usually just see to many people sitting at gym machines on there cell phones not working out, just tying up the gym equipment.
Occasionally people getting themselves in trouble taking on to much weight on the free weights.

 

[ScottRK]

Was texting an old friend and he said he came back from the gym and too many high school kids.
I told him we’re older now than that Jana girl’s Dad was when he was working out at the Y and we were in HS. We don’t look near as old.

Went to a lot of gyms on the road using a day pass.Not that I wanted to get chatty ,but Illinois people sure don’t talk much for
the most part.

 

[Cady Creek]

When you guys workout with buddies, do you create descriptive nicknames for the weird people at the gym (i.e. Skeletor, Orange Chicken, etc…)?

Hilarious. My girlfriend and I go daily at 5am. We have "Woody"- good dude, just looks like Woody from Toy Story. The "Stinkies"- two chics and one must be O' Natural because she reeks of B.O. terribly and they never wipe anything down. "Tits McGee"- portly little gal in yoga pants and a wife beater tank top, bra-less with door bells ringing always(and shouldn't be). "Foam Roller Guy"- you can guess what he does. And "Kung Fu Fighter"- this chic is actually a ripped tae kwan do competitor who'd likely kick my ass.
Can only imagine what they all call us.

 

[Loper]

Yesterday the dog woke me up around 1:30 am to go out. After getting back in bed and laying there for a while trying to fall back asleep, I finally decided to just get up, start my day and go to the gym, which was at about 3:00 am.

There weren’t many people working out at the time, but I’m pretty confident one woman in there had recently gotten off her shift at the strip club which is in the same parking lot.