If long term plays are what you are looking for, there isn't a single stock in the last decade that even comes within several orders of magnitude of "weird coins". I've made 18X since my original investment in BTC 4 years ago and 9x since I went heavy again last March. You would have almost doubled if you bought when I recommended it a month ago. We will see 6 digits by year end and some are saying 150,000+.
Riots in DC, worldwide pandemic, a stimulus bill putting America another XX Trillion in debt on the horizon, increased regulations and taxes on businesses (stocks) in the near future, etc. Every day more and more banks are buying crypto by the millions and the list of companies accepting crypto is increasing because it eliminated the 3rd party required for an immediate transaction. Buffet is even officially heavy into crypto. I don't know what to say anymore if people aren't on board by now. The people and businesses are taking control of currency and its a beautiful thing. I've found that the easiest way to build wealth is by mimicking the world's wealthiest people - they all own crypto.
BTC, ETH, XLM, EWT, and XRP. The one month average on those coins is pushing 100% (except XRP which is coming).
None of them are securities, so they will not be delisted.
At the estimated growth rate, if you invested your stimulus last spring directly into BTC, you could be Stone Sheep hunting by 2022.