Hemorrhoid flare ups

[Scoot]

One of my favorite old timer fishing buddies, who is no longer with us, always preached "Take care of your a-hole and it will take care of you."

I'm going to take good care of mine because hopefully he'll be calling in a bull for me in AZ!!!

 

[NoWiser]

I'm going to take good care of mine because hopefully he'll be calling in a bull for me in AZ!!!

I'm confused. Your a-hole or your buddy will be doing the calling?? Perhaps they are not mutually exclusive?

 

[PantherCity]

I'm confused. Your a-hole or your buddy will be doing the calling?? Perhaps they are not mutually exclusive?

I hope its not the former, I would hate to borrow his bugle tube after that.

 

[Scoot]

I hope its not the former, I would hate to borrow his bugle tube after that.

Well... I've been told my calling is shitty before. Now I guess we know why!

 

[cbat]

I was having kind of a shitty day and logged on here to kill some time. Glad I did because I have been laughing my butt off.

 

[boom]

oddly enough..on a similar vein..

my wife is sending me to buy new toilets. TODAY! she put holds on two TOTO toilets with that waterjet butt-washing toilet seat. we already had the electrical behind our toilets installed when we bought the house. my doctor said they are the best thing if you have 'roids. minimal wiping..all part of marrying an asian transplant i suppose.

just sayin.

 

[Halfslam]

My wife asked what I was so intent on reading after hearing me chuckling...I said a thread on Rokslide about hemorhiod flair ups. Her...WHAT?? Seriously?? You've got to be kidding!! I said really, it's very informative and kind of a cool male bonding experience. Her...OMG men! Hemorhiodal bonding, that's disgusting. Women just don't get it.

 

[strugglesticks]

I'm nursing one right now. I guess I need to cut down on my screen time while on the john crapper. Coffee and mini-wheats don't have the same affect on me anymore. Time for some fiber supplements I suppose.

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[Mtn_Nomad]

Ouch. Gotta be the worst thing in the backcountry

 

[505Wapiti]

Prep H wipes… never go anywhere without them. Haven’t used paper in a long time. Fiber intake is crucial and as mentioned earlier if you are the guy that camps out forever on the John, shorten up your time. Do your thing and bounce.

 

[HuntInWild88]

I'm nursing one right now. I guess I need to cut down on my screen time while on the john crapper. Coffee and mini-wheats don't have the same affect on me anymore. Time for some fiber supplements I suppose.

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What did you search to find a 3 1/2 year old thread on hemorrhoids???

 

[strugglesticks]

What did you search to find a 3 1/2 year old thread on hemorrhoids???

I searched the term: Hemorrhoids

I'm stressing that I have one a month from my CO trip and I was looking for advice. If I didn't find a thread I was fixin to start one.

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[qwerksc]

Is this the new corona virus meme thread?

 

[eddielasvegas]

Eddie

 

[HuntInWild88]

Well I'm glad you revived it.. lots of great info on here! It's sad it was lost for song

 

[Clearedhot1]

Prep H wipes… never go anywhere without them. Haven’t used paper in a long time. Fiber intake is crucial and as mentioned earlier if you are the guy that camps out forever on the John, shorten up your time. Do your thing and bounce.

Not using any commercial wipes is what helped me out of that bumpy time. Anything with alcohol enraged them. Straight up TP is my advice. Spit on it if you can’t wipe dry. Good luck.


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[ScottRK]

Thanks for the bump and all earlier suggestions . Spent too much time from 12-18 y.o sitting on a JD 3020 in the summer back when cultivating each corn and beans field twice was still a thing.

 

[gbflyer]

Spend less time looking at the Facebook

 

[tim tarras]

Gold Bond. Especially the menthol version for its cooling and soothing properties. Of course that is after the first 15 -20 seconds of intense burning sensation.

It fun to watch some the reaction of someone that uses it for the first time.

 

[Grumman]

Would manscaping help or hurt?


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