“Don’t shoot my dog” etc

[Poser]

When you’re using trail systems and encounter hikers etc, how do you guys respond when someone says “don’t shoot my dog!” Or similar?

Looking to expand my catalogue of quick responses.

 

[sneaky]

Don't worry, I don't eat dogs, I'm not Chinese

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[long hunter]

Shoot my dog and your in deep do-do there will be no place safe for you.

 

[dtrkyman]

Completely ignore them!

 

[Fatcamp]

Completely ignore them!

This

 

[z987k]

I'm not the ATF.

 

[FLATHEAD]

I dont shoot stuff i'm not gonna eat.

 

[Billy Goat]

Was the dog aggressive?


Or is it just they saw a hunter and thought that they shoot anything that moves?

 

[GSPHUNTER]

Your dog don't bit me, I won't shot him. sound fair. Now move on bitches.

 

[JakeSCH]

Lol I have said, "oh crap, that is a dog...I could have sworn it was a deer. Thank you for letting me know!"

 

[Poser]

Was the dog aggressive?


Or is it just they saw a hunter and thought that they shoot anything that moves?

Yeah, it’s a not uncommon thing to say when someone see a hunter on the trail.

 

[LongWayAround]

Tell them dog season opens tomorrow.

 

[bobr1]

It’s funny you mentioned this. I almost shot a dog yesterday. Friend and I were hiking and scouting in the national forest, in an area with a lot of wolves and grizzly and not a popular hiking spot. Thick area of trees and brush in front of us and I see a big thing of dark fur running through the trees to us. I had spray and my gun but it was so close and being from the military I instinctively went for my sidearm. Which I ended up not unholstering once I realized it was a dog, probably a dark german shepherd mix and had a collar. But the owners were a few minutes behind the dog. Thankfully it wasn’t an aggressive dog and I didn’t end bad, but seriously during hunting season or in general I wish people would keep there dogs within eyesight when hiking. By the way they were completely oblivious to what almost happened.

 

[gelton]

Relax...I would shoot you before I shot your dog...

 

[Mike Islander]

"Okay."

Let them gnaw on that for the next week or two.

 

[Vandy321]

Lots of elk on the trail covered with hikers and their dogs?

 

[rooster440]

I'm not the ATF.

Beat me to it!


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[BFR]

“Why not?”

 

[bbassi]

I already filled my dog tag.

 

[ODB]

I laugh out loud and say ‘“good one! and how are you this fine day ma’am?”