Luke Here from Eastmans'

[dr.mooseknuckles]

Luke:

If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear would Greece help?

And would the honey hole be Crete?

Asking for a friend?


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[AK Troutbum]

Luke:

If Russia attacked Turkey from the rear would Greece help?

And would the honey hole be Crete?

Asking for a friend?


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Thanks, I got a good chuckle out of that!


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[lil Glock]

What is your favorite tactic?

Just hose yourself down with doe scent and put on some lipstick. Some call it the low blow tactic.

 

[Vandy321]

Luke, is "Here" your last name?

Most underrated comment on this thread, hands down.

 

[Vandy321]

I've been avoiding this thread, I saw page 1 and it seemed pretty "meh'.

Come to find out it's all encompassing of rokslide off-season '22s greatest hits...hotdog/sandwich, drama llama, 10 minute mile guy, buck of a lifetime, etc.

Gold, folks....Solid gold.

 

[BrentH]

Luke Here, do square pizza slices taste better than triangle ones?

More importantly….

If a round pizza gets cut into triangle slices, and then put into a square box.

How come a round pizza that gets cut into squares doesn’t get put in a triangle box?

 

[Btaylor]

More importantly….

If a round pizza gets cut into triangle slices, and then put into a square box.

How come a round pizza that gets cut into squares doesn’t get put in a triangle box?

If there was a round cardboard container for your round pizza, would it be a pizza box?

 

[Vandy321]

If there was a round cardboard container for your round pizza, would it be a pizza box?

It would be a cardboard container. Pizza is the item inside the box, but the box/containers construction is what defines it...metal trunk, plastic bin, cardboard box, etc.

 

[Btaylor]

It would be a cardboard container. Pizza is the item inside the box, but the box/containers construction is what defines it...metal trunk, plastic bin, cardboard box, etc.

So geometry has not bearing like a taco coming in a shell or a tortilla, got it.

 

[Vandy321]

So geometry has not bearing like a taco coming in a shell or a tortilla, got it.

I've never had a square taco, but I don't see why you couldn't? Could be dangerous though, with a hard shell, sharp edges so close to the eye and all. Eat at your own risk!

 

[Btaylor]

I've never had a square taco, but I don't see why you couldn't? Could be dangerous though, with a hard shell, sharp edges so close to the eye and all. Eat at your own risk!

Dude, Rona shield protects the eyes.

 

[grfox92]

I feel bad for Luke. Probably had to join here as part of his job. Eastman's is a sponsor on the site.

Still a hilarious thread, but still feel bad for Luke.

Welcome Luke.

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[BrentH]

I've never had a square taco, but I don't see why you couldn't? Could be dangerous though, with a hard shell, sharp edges so close to the eye and all. Eat at your own risk!

If you put a hotdog inside a square taco, does that make it a sandwich?

 

[Crowmangler]

Have you ever been in a gunfight with a bighorn sheep?

 

[Geardo]

Ground hog hot dog on a split lobster roll, no ketchup just mustard, Now the Question - is it called a ground dog or a hog dog sammich, yes old Phil was out the other day, now the question - think he was pissed that a bunch of fellas wearing top hats dragged him from a warm nest just to let us know that we can expect six more weeks of winter, after all it was early February what does one expect. As to the ingredients in a hot dog sometimes you're better off not knowing, just saying.

Wait is this a thing? Do you cook the hot dog and then grind it or vice-Versa?

Crispy ground hot dog sounds delicious.


A question for Mr. Here;

If my wife starts encouraging me to hunt more, is it because she likes the taste of fresh meat or because she found a boy friend?

 

[Drenalin]

Gentlemen, I believe these questions need to be sent to Luke Here via private message, if you're expecting responses.

 

[Btaylor]

Wait is this a thing? Do you cook the hot dog and then grind it or vice-Versa?

Crispy ground hot dog sounds delicious.


A question for Mr. Here;

If my wife starts encouraging me to hunt more, is it because she likes the taste of fresh meat or because she found a boy friend?

I think yes is the answer. Hunting more and keeping half your stuff is a win-win.

 

[Jethro]

Has Luke actually answered anybody’s questions?

 

[Vandy321]

Luke, bad news, you've let us all down.

Good news, only 9 more posts until you can sell stuff innthe classifieds.

 

[Still Hunter]

Luke,

One post and you are already LEGENDARY!
Expectations will be high!