Doritos

Cool ranch or nacho cheese

  • Nacho cheese

  • Cool ranch because Im weird


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Seriously, beg, borrow, or steal a bag of Salsa Verde but dont blame me for the addiction.

Then you are going to make yourself a ham and cheese sandwich. Between the ham and cheese do a layer or two of Salsa Verde chips. Then take a bite and the result will be something similar to the meme we are not allowed to use.

Then after that, go buy a bag of Lays BBQ chips, a can of pork and beans and hotdogs. Put the pork and beans in the fridge overnight. Cook the hotdogs over a fire, put a layer of chips on each side of the bun, put a hotdog in and put about a spoonful of pork and beans over the top with a smidge of mustard.

You are welcome.
Salsa Verde aren't available in the small, single serve-ish size bags around here anymore and I simply cannot be trusted with larger bags of Doritos.

The new Golden Sriracha flavor are pretty great, too.
 
Lol I can’t believe no one has mentioned the BBQ ones! BBQ is almost always best in any chip brand and Doritos are no different!😜 Spicy sweet chili come in 2nd for me.
 
Cool Ranch, but they should come with a warning on the bag “may attract Kodiak brown bears”
Sitting on a steep slope eating lunch. Eating lunch, sandwich, snack bar, bag of cool ranch Doritos.
Eat sammich, eat snack bar. Reach in pack and the second I unseal the bag of chips, a giant brownie stands up out of a little depression 25 yards below us.
No more cool ranch on Kodiak
 
For all you guys gagging at the smell of a bag of chips, you better hope you never poke the stomach when gutting a deer.
Thats not even that bad leave a box of night crawlers in a tackle box for a week in 90 degree temps. I still gag more smelling nacho cheese doritos
 
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