You have kind hair - kind of hair that grows on a dog's ***
If he ever had an original idea, it died of loneliness
That would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
Never put in anything in your mouth you can't lift above your waist
You look like a soup sandwich
You're about as useful as football bat
If I had a dog that looked like you I'd shave his *** and teach him to walk backwards
He's got a a Roman nose... roamin' all over his face
Were all your kids conceived while standing? Because I'll ever seen you do is **** up
Those are just a few a remember from my time in the Navy and 40+ years of Michigan deer camps...
If he ever had an original idea, it died of loneliness
That would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
Never put in anything in your mouth you can't lift above your waist
You look like a soup sandwich
You're about as useful as football bat
If I had a dog that looked like you I'd shave his *** and teach him to walk backwards
He's got a a Roman nose... roamin' all over his face
Were all your kids conceived while standing? Because I'll ever seen you do is **** up
Those are just a few a remember from my time in the Navy and 40+ years of Michigan deer camps...
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