Common hunting colloquialisms

[NB7]

When speaking to someone's toughness..."He's as hard as woodpecker lips"

 

[Sccritterkiller]

Grinning like possum eating saw briars

Greatest thing since sliced bread.

Uglier than homage soap

Her face would make freight train take a dirt road.

 

[mainbeam pursuit2]

Jumped on that quicker than a chicken on a cheetoh.
That boy is hornier than a three peckered billy goat.

 

[rclouse79]

Busier than a one-armed paper hanger.
Busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
Colder than a witches tit.
Madder than a wet hen.
Faster than a scalded cat.
More nervous than a whore in church.
I have to piss like a racehorse.
Keep your booger hook off the bang switch.
Busier than ants at a picnic.
So hungry I could eat a horse.

Her p=%%? smells like the shit house door on a tuna boat.

If it smells like fish, it’s a dish; smells like cologne leave it alone.

Some of those are from my father in law. 2 navy tours, pre and in WW2. I forgot more than I can recall.

I will have to remember “keep your booger hook off the bang switch”. Now I will be looking to put myself in scenarios where I can use it.

 

[Missahba]

I’m posting more rather than exit.

Hunters sleeping in are:
Pressing the sheets

If they’re snoring they are:
Sawing logs

If you ask for third helpings, you are:
Eating like you’re goin’ to the chair

 

[long hunter]

cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey, that went about as good as 3434434 a kangaroo in a 55 gal trash can. The best part of your brain ran down your mommas leg.

 

[eaglemountainman]

When speaking of an exceptionally tall woman...

Nose to nose, my toes would be in it
toe to toe, my nose would be in it

 

[InkedElkSlayer]

He is hung like a buck ant.

I was so cold, I was shaking like a cat shitting thumbtacks.

My boys were so cold, they were shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.

The wind was blowing so hard in the opening, I was hunkered over like a monkey F-ing a football.

I got lucky. The sun even shines on a dog’s ass every once in a while.

When you’re waiting on someone… Grandma’s slow, but she’s old.

 

[gonhunting247]

Fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
Colder than a well diggers ass in January
I think that's one of the Lee brothers, not sure if it's Ugg or Home
There is a ton of others that I can't think of or have been listed already, but when the situations arise they come to mind instantly.

 

[InkedElkSlayer]

Fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
Colder than a well diggers ass in January
I think that's one of the Lee brothers, not sure if it's Ugg or Home
There is a ton of others that I can't think of or have been listed already, but when the situations arise they come to mind instantly.

Ugg and Home Lee sisters were a classic saying from my dad’s buddy. Love it

 

[gonhunting247]

If its time to go to bed in a sleeping bag:
Time to climb in the old fart sack

 

[gonhunting247]

When things aren't going good (like the song says)
Going downhill like a snowball headed for hell!
When headed out to the trees to get rid of breakfast:
Going to put a small deposit on a piece of real estate!

 

[jjohnsonElknewbie]

My wife’s grandma used to say this one in the nursing home…

“Put your teeth in, your mouth looks like a cat’s ass!”

For some of those women that wear the wrong leggings.. p

“Her ass looked like 2 bulldogs fighting in a burlap sack!”

 

[JeffP_Or]

“Her ass looked like 2 bulldogs fighting in a burlap sack!”

Of a similar vein, when confronted with a large endowed woman without proper support garment:

"Looks like two cats fighting in bag!"

 

[InkedElkSlayer]

Of a similar vein, when confronted with a large endowed woman without proper support garment:

"Looks like two cats fighting in bag!"

Or, for the guys that remember rotary dialing phones… “She has the kind of nipples you can dial a phone with”.
Just not the same with iPhones huh?

 

[Sccritterkiller]

Her ass was 2 axe handles and plug of tobacco wide....

He is as aggravating as hemorrhoid and twice as hard to get rid of....

 

[MNBill]

From the coal fired furnace days...”darker than a yard up a chimney “

Shines like a new dime in a goats ass

Like a monkey p***ing off a cliff...just a little goes a long ways

Like a monkey p***ing in a cash register...it runs into money


Got more they just don’t come to mind right now.

 

[RnnHntr]

That pot licker.
Never try to teach a pig to sing, it just frustrates you and aggravates the pig.
Son of a biscuit
Con sarn it!
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Well this is a total fluster. (Polite version of cluster f__ck)
Smiling like a Cheshire cat.
There was a lotta bull, but none of it was elk.
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. (This one is a nautical reference from the days of cannon balls and had nothing to do with the animal.)
He/she resembles the north end of a southbound horse.

 

[ttucci16]

When it comes to having emplyees that like too party:
If you want to hoot with the owls, you better be ready to cluck with the chickens.

 

[FlyGuy]

Sweating like a Nun in a cucumber patch…


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