Who "mansacpes " Before a backpack hunt?

[fillthefreezer]

is this what cam meant?

 

[Coyote Commander]

I think this thread qualifies as to much info!


So what do all you shavers do on long trips when that shit starts growing back in and itching like a mother?

Pretty sure if I came across a group of "big bad hunters" back in the bush all taking a break to touch up their wedding tackle id be hauling ass out of there!

 

[robtattoo]

Da hell'm I reading here???

 

[William Hanson (live2hunt)]

Wtf! how did I miss this thread? Bahhahaha

 

[velvetfvr]

Wtf! how did I miss this thread? Bahhahaha

I can't believe you missed it

 

[fillthefreezer]

Wtf! how did I miss this thread? Bahhahaha

everyone misses a spot once in awhile

 

[mt100gr.]

I missed this thread too....I guess the metro-mountainman invasion stopped well south of me. Thank the Lord. The "hunting fraternity" doesn't mean you gotta scalp your junk to go in the woods.

 

[mt100gr.]

...I wonder which ultralight company will debut a full length mirror for you guys?...

 

[Aron Snyder]

Probably kuiu, and it will be made of all the right ingredients. ...to shave yourself.

 

[mt100gr.]

Funny, I just watched the video for their pro series packs again, and I think it's safe to say those dudes know their way around a mirror...

I'm glad I don't have to promote my stuff on video media. Farmer tans and chest-hair sandwiches are not in right now. Good thing beards are still cool

 

[Whisky]

I think this thread qualifies as to much info!


So what do all you shavers do on long trips when that shit starts growing back in and itching like a mother?

Pretty sure if I came across a group of "big bad hunters" back in the bush all taking a break to touch up their wedding tackle id be hauling ass out of there!

Reminds me of another thread I read a few years back......

 

[fillthefreezer]

Good thing beards are still cool

problem is brother, most of the wrong type of people are sporting beards nowadays.
if i needed a hand lifting something and a guy with a beard was walking by, chances are he'd be of some help. but today i think theyd most likely blowout the crotch in their skinny jeans!

 

[mt100gr.]

It's true. But you know the dude who's beard turns into neck hair that turns into chest hair will be up to the task. If it connects under his ears to his head hair, you might as well just hang out...he CAN lift it.

There are way to many beards being worn incorrectly. It should not be treated like a hip accessory but rather a lifestyle, for lack of a better term. You can usually tell what sort of hairy person you are dealing with at a glance when it comes to beards.

 

[Larry Bartlett]

hells yeah, manscaping is the only way to travel. I've shaved my shiz for years...that was the key to recovering from injuries in the infantry (arms and legs) because the skin heals quicker without all the hair to hold bacteria and prevent tape from sticking. Never stopped, and glad for it. Trimmin the man parts just makes sense for sweat and heat traps, and helps keep the flies off your taint cleaner after the wipe when you're bent over the willow scrub for a release.

Do it, do it...fo sho.

LB

 

[eLightfoot]

Holy shit....... thats a whole lotta hair down the drain. Most epic, and hilarious thread I've ever read. Some of the analogies used here are priceless. This topic reminds be to be grateful that I'm not a wooly bastard. No need for body shaving, never had an issue with chafing, except while running in wet shorts. Got a nice thick head of hair that will never go bald. Keep the junk trimmed up for the lady. Not many laddies are very motivated to go down south if it looks like a beaver lodge down there.

Every deer season, I tell my self I'm growing a buck off beard with my buddies. I never last because my facial hair is disgusting. I end up looking like I should work at 7-11, and it itches like a son of a bitch.

 

[Archelk]

This has got to be one of the funniest f-ing posts I have ever read. Some of the comments and pics had me laughing my ass off. And yes ever since the military way back in the day my junk is usually bald as a baby's ass in the backcountry. Thank god for power glide.
Hilarious stuff guys.

 

[Hardstalk]

Reminds me of another thread I read a few years back......

I remember that one! The two chix right?

 

[William Hanson (live2hunt)]

I shaved my entire body once on a dare. It took 4-5 hours ugh, I was so bored by the time I was done but had to finish because I looked like I had mange. Then 2 days later head to toe razor burn. To top it all off I was freezing for 3 weeks. I walked around shivering like a hairless chiuaua (no idea on the spelling). Its amazing how much heat body hair holds. All and all an awful experience. Now I'm back to full on chubaca and I can make snow angels naked without a chill, though I don't recommend watching me do it or you'll never look at snow or angels again without PTSD.

 

[Arbutusbucks]

You can dry off quicker, dont stink as bad as quickly, you can find ticks easier, chicks dig it. Gotta trim everything boys.

This thread is hilarious!

 

[crumy]

I shaved my head last year with a razor about two hours before going into the mountains. I can say I liked it because I didn't seem to get as hot. Taking care of the twig and berries all the time, but I just don't think shaving the pits, arms and legs is going to happen.