Who "mansacpes " Before a backpack hunt?

[Flyrod]

After reading this I gave it a go…

….everywhere is itchy and I'm covered in ingrown hairs!


right now… I hate you all!….lol

 

[Jeff Martin]

After reading this I gave it a go…

….everywhere is itchy and I'm covered in ingrown hairs!


right now… I hate you all!….lol

LMAO....that made me laugh for 10 minutes.

 

[Ross]

Been shavin the grey Forrest of chest hair for years can't stand the sight of it and makes me look 70

 

[robtattoo]

How do you shave between..... I mean around your...... How do you get your rusty....... Chocolate........ canyon......... cleft.........

Phuqit, I'm staying full Wookie

 

[WyoElk]

After reading this I gave it a go…

….everywhere is itchy and I'm covered in ingrown hairs!


right now… I hate you all!….lol

This is why I have yet to give this a go, that and I really don't understand how it would be to put hair in those sensitive spots.

 

[WRO]

I did the whole wax thing 2 years ago. . Stick to the chocolate starfish and borderlands and it'll great. Do the rest and well it's not as good.

Team 1 wipe..

 

[nflesher]

It's the difference between cleaning peanut butter out of a shag carpet vs wiping a window with windex.

Funniest thing I ever read on a hunting forum...This is freakin hilarious!

 

[nirvanafan]

How do you shave between..... I mean around your...... How do you get your rusty....... Chocolate........ canyon......... cleft.........

Phuqit, I'm staying full Wookie

I use old electric hair clippers that are just for that purpose. They were like $20 from WalMart about 10 years ago. Haven't nicked myself yet, but trust me, there is no way I could be any more careful!


I've never had a problem with chafing, but my shag carpet just rubs together and my skin doesn't get bothered at all. That said, Under Armor compression shorts (boxer briefs) are awesome! My wife prefers I shave my junk, so I do that, but that is about all I shave. It's even been 10 months since I shaved my face. I think I have more hair on my face than I do on the top of my head.

I was a lifeguard during the summer when I was going to college. I had to shave my chest pretty much every day. What a pain in the rear.

Basically, this is what happens when I shave.
[video=youtube;0gIhaXYAOAQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gIhaXYAOAQ[/video]

 

[Rucker61]

I had to shave my chest pretty much every day. What a pain in the rear.

You're doing it wrong.

 

[Tony Trietch]

It all comes off. Just cleaner and easier.

 

[Shrek]

So , hazards of manscaping . Having the guard come off your shears when trimming your jewels ! It has been an arse whipping all week and now this !

 

[dangerousD]

So , hazards of manscaping . Having the guard come off your shears when trimming your jewels ! It has been an arse whipping all week and now this !

Same thing happened to me in the past when in a hurry. I ended up with three 1/2" long gouges into my sack from the blades and blood was instantly all over the place. Doesn't make for pleasant times for the next few days. I'm never going back to that hair stylist again!

 

[MLHSN]

My team SGT in Iraq was hairy like a wookie. He got tired of the heat (it was like 110-120 deg. outside). So he saw this ad for "Nair for Men" and had his girlfriend send him some. He put that stuff all over his back and chest. A few minutes later he started screaming. His skin turned beat red. He had an allergic reaction to the stuff. So he starts grabbing any water bottle he could find and dousing himself. That was in mid-2003 when water was rationed 2-bottles per person. Anyways, short story long, he had no water left to shave with and he ended up looking like a wookie with mange for a week.

 

[Shrek]

Manscaping 2015 ! Bringing it to the top for FNG's...

 

[realunlucky]

Preparation goes a long ways

 

[Where's Bruce?]

What's next for you girls, pre-trip anal-bleachings?

 

[Shrek]

Bruce , it's mid nineties here and muggy as heck so I have no shame when I trim it all close. I haven't heard of anal bleaching before but apparently you're familiar with it ?

 

[StrutNut]

Ok - I admit it. I tried it. It felt great. I think it smelled better, it was easier to clean. Wife licked it BUT by God if you dont keep up on it my balls would itch so badly which is not good in an office environment. No more, never again. My long term plan to control odor is to put the bow away and try this long range rifle hunting deal. As far as the wife goes, I quit like months ago and she has yet to notice.....sadly....I wonder if it is the odor?

 

[Colberjs]

And I thought I was a pansy for shaving my back and trimming my sack. I don't touch the arms, legs, pits or chest.

I have to ask about the rear coin slot. How do you shave that thing without the stubble making you want to take a long walk off a short pier?

And Nair? Don't even get me started on that stuff. That stuff gives me 3rd degree burns for weeks !!!!!

 

[rileybassman]

Ok - I admit it. I tried it. It felt great. I think it smelled better, it was easier to clean. Wife licked it BUT....

Gotta be the funniest typo ever lol