To bidet or not to bidet...

[BRTreedogs]

Maybe Kuiu will come out with a Verde one and I will jump

Multicam Black or the Old school tri brown bdu, original water foul camo from the 90s.

 

[BobbyMac]

Are these bidet's you speak of...now standard issue with the purchase of a new 6.5 creed??

 

[BRTreedogs]

So what happens when my chocolate starfish gets used to this treatment?
I'm i going to have to train to hunt for an month before season. Using John Wayne TP
" rough n tough don't take no shit off nobody" ???

 

[GARLICSALT]

TUSHY and add a squatty potty or small step stool and magic. The Tushy hits right in the middle of the booty hole every time since the install never had to make any adjustments. Got it from my wife for fathers day and I have used 3 rolls of TP total since june, NO SHIT!

The only good bidet is the hand hose (cheapest one), for the following reasons:

-control location and flow for max clean least over spray
-can use hose to clean your babies potty easily too


The other types are no good (part of the seat that sprays up to you), bc
-can’t control flow/direction easily
-have too many nooks and crannies that will stain with poop over time. Plastic does absorb

Obviously never trIed the TUSHY

 

[lyle_destroys]

What's wrong with your sink?

 

[BRTreedogs]

What's wrong with your sink?

Sometimes I get smears trying to get my butt up there

 

[EastHumboldt]

I

Have the LUXE in my cart as well. That was my other consideration.

On a side note do I need this shirt to be a full fledge bidet club member?

TUSHY Butthole Shirt

The TUSHY Butthole Shirt is a crowd-pleaser that's sure to spark some interesting conversations about how clean and eco-friendly a bidet sprayed b-hole can be.

hellotushy.com

I would not advise asking me about my butt hole.

 

[Tesoro]

I legitimately never thought Rokslide would be pushing me to spend money on a bidet.

When I saw the title I first thought it was a biden joke

 

[skywalkr]

I got one of the basic tushy ones and used it for a bit when I first got it but then it just became more of a pain than anything. Makes your toilet harder to clean and even though it gets you clean, you still have to dry all that water so that means either using about the same amount of toilet paper or having a bin of washcloths to use.

I would definitely reconsider if it was one of those fancy ones built into the toilet and had a drying function but other than that it's a hard pass from me for the attachment types.

 

[commandoNate]

Get one! Great for the morning after mexican food or Buffalo Wild Shits. I think ours came from Luxe Bidet. It is a cold/hot but that's sorta gimmicky. You know how the water in the hot line is just room temp until you have got all the water from your water heater to the nozzle.

 

[gabenzeke]

When I saw the title I first thought it was a biden joke

Biden doesn't clean messes, he makes them.

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[Mturney]

Biden doesn't clean messes, he makes them.

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Post of the day.

 

[Mike Islander]

I got one of the basic tushy ones and used it for a bit when I first got it but then it just became more of a pain than anything. Makes your toilet harder to clean and even though it gets you clean, you still have to dry all that water so that means either using about the same amount of toilet paper or having a bin of washcloths to use.

I would definitely reconsider if it was one of those fancy ones built into the toilet and had a drying function but other than that it's a hard pass from me for the attachment types.

You care about how much TP you use? Not a consideration for this task in my world. Cleanliness is the reason, not reducing TP use. Instead of smearing dookie into your dropper, you are washing it clean. Would you do that with your hands? We're not on a septic tank, but I still don't think it would even be a thought in my head.

 

[Mikido]

Dude just like a baby’s butt. Both my sons b hole never touched toilet paper or a wipe. Just water. And like my father says, “needs to be squeaky clean”. Never had a rash. Same for adults. There’s a reason a majority of the world uses large barrels of water and a pot.

 

[TomJoad]

We may have finally found the true meaning of buy once cry once.

 

[Rick M.]

Any man with a hairy arsehole should use a bidet. Once you use one, you'll never feel clean without it (and you won't be).