To bidet or not to bidet...

[Rock-o]

It already exists...

Are you shittin' me?!

 

[MuleyFever]

It already exists with a somewhat rabid fan base. Several thru hiker influencers are using them: https://www.rei.com/product/188350/happy-bottom-portable-bidet

Tushy has one too.

TUSHY Travel

Take the TUSHY Travel portable bidet to work, school, or that over-priced festival you regret buying tickets to. Get yours today to stay clean on the go!

hellotushy.com

If you use stream water can you get giardia through your but hole

 

[Poser]

Tushy has one too.

TUSHY Travel

Take the TUSHY Travel portable bidet to work, school, or that over-priced festival you regret buying tickets to. Get yours today to stay clean on the go!

hellotushy.com

If you use stream water can you get giardia through your but hole

Probably best to use water at a rolling boil.

 

[Voyageur]

Portable bidet | CuloClean

The portable bidet that you can plumb in your plastic bottle, fully discreet, efficient and economical. Use it outdoors or indoors and forget about toilet paper or disposable wipes.

culoclean.com

Works great, and less than $10

 

[Kilboars]

I use these types. Have at home, office and rental home with old cast iron pipes.

Came in handy when all the toilet paper was sold out.

Element

Brondell takes an innovative, healthy, and eco-friendly approach to your most-used items with bidet toilet seats, sprayers, attachments, and water filters.

myomigo.com

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[D S 319]

Always bidet…

 

[SneakyThunderCat]

"Honey, I bought a bidet!"
"What? Why?"
"I was reading a hunting forum, and some guys were talking about how great they were."

An actual conversation I had with my wife shortly after I clicked on this thread. On a side note, I'm excited to get the mail next Tuesday.

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[MuleyFever]

"Honey, I bought a bidet!"
"What? Why?"
"I was reading a hunting forum, and some guys were talking about how great they were."

An actual conversation I had with my wife shortly after I clicked on this thread. On a side note, I'm excited to get the mail next Tuesday.

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Which one did you order? I am leaving town this weekend so am holing off on ordering to be sure it wont get delivered while I am out. I am leaning to the Tushy model as I like the adjustable angle on the nozzle.

 

[SneakyThunderCat]

Which one did you order? I am leaving town this weekend so am holing off on ordering to be sure it wont get delivered while I am out. I am leaning to the Tushy model as I like the adjustable angle on the nozzle.

Amazon.com

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[MuleyFever]

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Amazon.com

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Have the LUXE in my cart as well. That was my other consideration.

On a side note do I need this shirt to be a full fledge bidet club member?

TUSHY Butthole Shirt

The TUSHY Butthole Shirt is a crowd-pleaser that's sure to spark some interesting conversations about how clean and eco-friendly a bidet sprayed b-hole can be.

hellotushy.com

 

[TFrank]

Got a luxe bidet and they are great. Never go back to just TP. I have the fanciest asshole in town

 

[2ski]

What ever happened to wiping with sandpaper? Turning into a world of wussies!

 

[Mike Islander]

What ever happened to wiping with sandpaper? Turning into a world of wussies!

Ah, Sycamore leaves. Definitely not recommended.

 

[Mikido]

The only good bidet is the hand hose (cheapest one), for the following reasons:

-control location and flow for max clean least over spray
-can use hose to clean your babies potty easily too


The other types are no good (part of the seat that sprays up to you), bc
-can’t control flow/direction easily
-have too many nooks and crannies that will stain with poop over time. Plastic does absorb

 

[Cameron.25]

Yes get one 100%. The ones that replace the lid on your standard toilet work just fine, and there's no need to get the super spendy toto one. My parents got that one for like $900 but i got this one and it works great. Had no worries during the TP craze

Amazon.com

Heated seat and night light are nice features too, my wife didn't want me to put a bidet seat in our guest bathroom but i still put a heated seat with a night light.

 

[Oregonboy]

 

[NDGuy]

I legitimately never thought Rokslide would be pushing me to spend money on a bidet.

Maybe Kuiu will come out with a Verde one and I will jump

 

[FLATHEAD]

You havent lived until you've used tree bark, like a spatula.

 

[Miflatlander91]

You havent lived until you've used tree bark, like a spatula.

Just spit coffee all over lol

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[hunt1up]

I have two of the Tushy ones in the house. They're a game changer. Wish I'd bought one a long time ago.