More late night texts but the jist of it is
When I got married, I told my wife she was lucky that she didn't have to worry about me cheating on her because I am to stupid to recognize when someone is hitting on me. She took it as a joke. I was and still am, completely serious.
She told me that it took her about 7 months of us dating before she actually thought I liked her because she would flirt with me and I was oblivious.
So for all you fellers out there than suck with the ladies like I did, there is still hope. I got married, don't ask me how but I managed it.