Poseurs and Ballers....

[Jesse Jaymes]

Just a sign of old age. It's like living in a town that's growing. You remember how it used to be before all those other people moved in and took over. All that's left is to take another shot of Malox and test your blood pressure for the 30th time today.

Probably most accurate....^^^

 

[TCUHunter34]

That’s all I can fit boss. It’s just a shape charge. I’ll have the new 44mag soon.

Clearly you’re not consuming enough MTN Ops Would be at least 60 lbs if you were. Waste of a workout

 

[Wapiti1]

That’s all I can fit boss. It’s just a shape charge. I’ll have the new 44mag soon.

Selfie in the gym mirror or it didn't happen. Appropriate flat brimmed cap and matching camo shorts get you extra points.

This thread did make me go to our gym at work and do a pull up just to see if I still could. It was a successful mission. I asked if it was a good effort and the response was that I didn't look like a dog trying to climb onto the counter after the food you left a little too close to the edge. So a perfect 10.

So, I have learned some things here. IPA's are now a political issue. I find that weird. I like IPA. I also will drink Stroh's. I will NOT drink PBR.

There is less to do in the winter in some places than others, and some folks have WAAAAAYYYY to much time alone thinking. You should be drinking IPA with friends, or at least other people. If you buy them one, they will be your friend for a few minutes at least.

Random thought brought up by Robbie: My brother had a mullet in high school. He has long since cut it and I still think he is a dork. I am still his annoying little brother. He still lives in MT, and I am in IN, so we know who won on that account.

I shall now sip my scotch and go do something else.

Jeremy

 

[Runningwater]

I guess I'm hoping most of the posts are primarily having fun type rant(s) - as at least that's the way I've been enjoying and entertained by them! A chance for some of the old guard to tongue in cheek rant about "these young wimpy punks these days with their baggy pant and flat rim caps on backwards....yata yata yata"; and a chance for some of the new and/or newbies to tongue in cheek return fire with "sorry dad that I didn't have to walk uphill each way 6 miles to school everyday and only had 6 channels on tv like you did yata yata yata". I truly hope most of these posts are folks having some good natured fun/ribbing and that few truly have their panties in a bunch on either side! If so, I guess I should apologize for laughing at all of this!

 

[tgus59]

I'm going to hunt in the clothes I want to hunt in, wear the hats I like, use the gun/bow I enjoy, use social media how I want, spend my money how I feel is appropriate, and drink the beer I like. I suggest everyone else do the same. In fact, I'd be happy to hunt alongside someone who is opposite me in those regards!

If we're all enjoying the outdoors, protecting the resource, and following the laws, whats the problem?

 

[BuckSnort]

IPA's are great once you get past the taste...

 

[WannabeHunter]

If this were my “cough syrup” as a kid, I’d be able to walk 6 miles, up hill both ways, in 6 feet of snow too. Then have a perfect night sleep. Screw MTN Ops, I need Dr Bart’s Wonder Cough Syrup

 

[Diesel]

Maybe a "Bitch and Moan" forum would be a good idea.

This has been one of the longer threads lately, so it appears it would be very popular.

 

[String&stick]

Maybe a "Bitch and Moan" forum would be a good idea.

This has been one of the longer threads lately, so it appears it would be very popular.

Oh god! Please please admina start a bitch and moan section of Rokslide! The late night reading while drinking a six pack will be worth it! And you can seek sponsorships from Jack Daniels and Midol. . . I bet there would be some epic threads

 

[Crowmangler]

Speaking of Boomers... I told my dad (67 yr old) he should be a great elk hunter after all those years of training by walking to school up hill both ways in the snow...

Now, can we just get back to things we can all agree on? like:

1. huntin' dogs are great

2. How Copenhagen wards off worms & long relationships

3. IPA's suck

 

[Trevor73402]

I'm going to hunt in the clothes I want to hunt in, wear the hats I like, use the gun/bow I enjoy, use social media how I want, spend my money how I feel is appropriate, and drink the beer I like. I suggest everyone else do the same. In fact, I'd be happy to hunt alongside someone who is opposite me in those regards!

If we're all enjoying the outdoors, protecting the resource, and following the laws, whats the problem?

All good boss.......just don't tuck your ears in the sides.

 

[Trevor73402]

Clearly you’re not consuming enough MTN Ops Would be at least 60 lbs if you were. Waste of a workout

Ive never had any MNT Ops.......but I doubt its anything like a good dose of homebrew tren A.

 

[cnelk]

Being an old guy - Two of my worst fears as a kid - but they built character. More than IPAs do.

Some of you may have to Google one of them

 

[mxgsfmdpx]

OP. Again. Take a break from the social media nonsense. You’re crying about things you literally do not even have to see lol. Figure it out bud.

 

[87TT]

Being an old guy - Two of my worst fears as a kid - but they built character. More than IPAs do.

Some of you may have to Google one of them


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The first you blow on hard the second you yell hard until it stops

 

[DaveS]

IPAs are an acquired taste like killing elk and packing them out on your back

 

[EastMT]

Being an old guy - Two of my worst fears as a kid - but they built character. More than IPAs do.

Some of you may have to Google one of them


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Is that the red burning crap grandma used to put on us every time we cut ourselves wrecking a dirt bike or we were pestering the bull and he chased us to the barbed wire fence causing more than one butterfly bandage? That crap burns, you don’t have enough breath to cool it off.

 

[Trevor73402]

Is that the red burning crap grandma used to put on us every time we cut ourselves wrecking a dirt bike or we were pestering the bull and he chased us to the barbed wire fence causing more than one butterfly bandage? That crap burns, you don’t have enough breath to cool it off.

That was monkey blood.

 

[Poeschel]

Sounds like the OP is jealous that some people can afford nice gear. I appreciate the fact that your a cop, but I didn’t choose your career path, you did. Don’t bitch cause you can’t afford the gear you secretly want....

 

[BFR]

This has been an enjoyable series of faux diatribe I have perused for quite an extended period. But now I need to go on to practical endeavors.