How many apples do you have?

[Walmart Greeter]

I have 5 but am eating one so soon to be 4.

 

[*zap*]

I always have a bag of red delicious around in home and vehicle...

 

[Walmart Greeter]

I always have a bag of red delicious around in home and vehicle...

Nice I go with pink lady, I find them to be more crisp

 

[Jimbee]

What's your post count at now?

 

[Walmart Greeter]

What's your post count at now?

Not sure just seeing what kind of random stuff I can get people to comment on. I don’t care about the buy/sell stuff if that’s what you’re wondering

 

[Jimbee]

That's what I was assuming. Now I'm really wondering.

 

[GSPHUNTER]

One, and I'm on it now typing.

 

[Cady Creek]

Someone's a few short of a bushel.....

 

[Walmart Greeter]

I got a thread deleted earlier because this isn’t a political forum. I want to get one deleted because this isn’t an apple forum.

That's what I was assuming. Now I'm really wondering.

 

[*zap*]

Nice I go with pink lady, I find them to be more crisp

I go with the walmart red delicious cause they are less sugary....

 

[robby denning]

I have 5 but am eating one so soon to be 4.

fun fact, my friend said eating an apple was the same as brushing your teeth and left the toothbrush home in place of apples on our deer hunts

 

[InteriorAKPopsicle]

Edible? 10 - Honeycrisp. THe best apple out there.
Others .... 3 or 4 depending on how you count headphones.
So I'll say 13 total.
Sans Juice.

 

[S.Clancy]

fun fact, my friend said eating an apple was the same as brushing your teeth and left the toothbrush home in place of apples on our deer hunts

Is your friend Rancid Crabtree?

 

[Walmart Greeter]

fun fact, my friend said eating an apple was the same as brushing your teeth and left the toothbrush home in place of apples on our deer hunts

I see I have annoyed the wrong people. Hopefully you guy got some good laughs out of me before you kick me out

 

[GrayMatter]

To get back on topic, I have 8 honeycrisps.

 

[EastHumboldt]

I have five apple trees. I am filthy rich in apples, rolling in them. I try to clean them all up and get rid of them because they attract skunks and raccoons. In the fridge, I have several apples. I’m posting this on an iPad so add one.

Why the hell are we talking about apples? I think I’ll tell a joke.

Teacher says there are five birds on a wire and you shoot one. How many are left?
Susie raises her hand and says…four.!
Teacher says very good Susie that’s right.
Johnny raises his hand, and says no, that’s wrong! If you shoot one, the rest will fly away, so you have zero!
Teacher says that’s not the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you think.
Johnny says, all right, then… There’s three women eating popsicles. One is delicately licking it from the side. One is nibbling at the tip of it. The third one is joyfully gobbling that thing. Which one is married?
teacher blushes and hesitates for a minute. Then she says I don’t know I suppose the third one?
Johnny says the answer I was looking for is the one with the gold ring on her finger. But I like the way you think.

 

[Walmart Greeter]

I have five apple trees. I am filthy rich in apples, rolling in them. I try to clean them all up and get rid of them because they attract skunks and raccoons. In the fridge, I have several apples. I’m posting this on an iPad so add one.

Why the hell are we talking about apples? I think I’ll tell a joke.

Teacher says there are five birds on a wire and you shoot one. How many are left?
Susie raises her hand and says…four.!
Teacher says very good Susie that’s right.
Johnny raises his hand, and says no, that’s wrong! If you shoot one, the rest will fly away, so you have zero!
Teacher says that’s not the answer I was looking for, but I like the way you think.
Johnny says, all right, then… There’s three women eating popsicles. One is delicately licking it from the side. One is nibbling at the tip of it. The third one is joyfully gobbling that thing. Which one is married?
teacher blushes and hesitates for a minute. Then she says I don’t know I suppose the third one?
Johnny says the answer I was looking for is the one with the gold ring on her finger. But I like the way you think.

Johnny should have said 1 left cause you still have the one you shot. Unless you only wounded it so it still flew away to which I would say why did you use a 6.5 Creedmoor on a bird? That’s not enough gun.

 

[Walmart Greeter]

To get back on topic, I have 8 honeycrisps.

Thanks for keeping us on track

 

[TaperPin]

Johnny should have said 1 left cause you still have the one you shot. Unless you only wounded it so it still flew away to which I would say why did you use a 6.5 Creedmoor on a bird? That’s not enough gun.

I’m a pushover, she could suggest using a magnum and I’d just agree with her logic. Lol

 

[robby denning]

Is your friend Rancid Crabtree?

no, an old mechanic from the BLM. he's about 75 now and going strong! good living (and apples)