H2PVon
Lil-Rokslider
Fixed that for ya. These things generally all come together in PA.I’ll play.
A Fudd can find his way in and out without an I phone cause he can read a map and knows how to use a compass TO GET TO GRANDPAS STUMP. Plus if he’s been there once he can remember how to get back BECAUSE HE GOES THERE FOR 3 HOURS EVERY OPENING MORNING THEN BITCHES CAUSE THERE AIN'T NO MORE DEER. Hunts for the pure joy OF BEING AWAY FROM THE WIFE FOR A WEEKEND WITH A CASE OF BEER, doesn’t have an instagram acct. AND IF HE DOES IT'S USED TO COMPLAIN THAT WHATEVER AGENCY IS IN CHARGE IN HIS STATE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING. Doesnt have a hit list or name his food CAUSE HE HASN'T SEEN A DEER IN 3 YEARS. Doesn’t need to dial or shoot match grade ammo for a 300 yd shot CAUSE HE CAN'T HIT ANYTHING AT 50 ANYWAY. Knows how to sharpen a knife BUT DOESN'T NEED TO CAUSE HE HASN'T KILLED ANYTHING OFF GRANDPA'S STUMP IN 7 YEARS. Doesn’t need a poll to decide what gun scope, ammo, clothes or boots to wear BECAUSE HE'S NOT SPENDING ANY MONEY ON SOMETHING THAT HE SUPPOSEDLY ENJOYS. Doesn’t call his underwear a “ base layer ” His clothes aren’t a “system” AND IF HIS WIFE PACKED HIS CLOTHES IN HIS RIFLE CASE HE WOULD NEVER FIND THEM. Has been MISSING shit since before most of the cool kids were a tingling in their daddy’s shorts. Did everything your doing today with a 270 topped with a 3-9 scope wearing his work clothes carrying an old frame pack filled with beanie weenies and Budweiser (OF COURSE THERE'S BEER IN HIS PACK, HOW ELSE ARE YOU GOING TO ENJOY GRANDPA'S STUMP WITH NO DEER IN THE STATE?). Instead of making fun of him maybe you should realize who’s shoulders you’re standing on.