Farting in the Woods

[spike camp]

You smell like a fart, to any deer (elk)
It matters not, if a fart was ever released, if you’re up wind.

 

[Randle]

Exacty how does one not fart?
Pressures building, gotta go somewhere.

 

[justinspicher]

Farting is one of my favorite activities.

 

[mxgsfmdpx]

My buddy missed a bull 3 years ago with his cross bow at 45 yards because he was literally wiping his ass when the bull came into the clearing. Needless to say he got busted, and it wasn’t because of the poop smell. It was him rushing to get his pants up and get a shot off.

 

[OrangeMan73]

Farting is one of my favorite activities.

It's like chocolate or bacon, literally goes with everything.

 

[Lil-Rokslider]

Exacty how does one not fart?
Pressures building, gotta go somewhere.

I knew an old man who used to fart, then say "There's more room on the outside!"

 

[*zap*]

Just let it rip

 

[Billy Goat]

 

[Boarmaster]

Sounds like your buddy is a nasty human to be around. Letting it go out in the woods is one thing but no good bud continuously subjects the other guy to farting in a closed in space like a truck or a tent. I sort of doubt it affected your game killing. I would put his azz in the back of the truck bed with the rest of the livestock. Then I would find a more courteous buddy myself.

 

[KenLee]

My buddy missed a bull 3 years ago with his cross bow at 45 yards because he was literally wiping his ass when the bull came into the clearing. Needless to say he got busted, and it wasn’t because of the poop smell. It was him rushing to get his pants up and get a shot off.

Why did he waste time pulling his pants up?

 

[Ridge Runner]

My dad and his buddy used to get in farting contests with me stuck in between in a single cab pickup. Pretty much burned my sniffer out at an early age.

 

[Glendon Mullins]

you western guys are so sensitive, here in the east a fart doubles as a deer grunt call!!

 

[svivian]

Nothing wrong with a little boost to get you up the mountain

 

[CorbLand]

 

[Z Barebow]

Mountain House Chili= WMD.

If I fart in the woods and no one is around to smell it, did I really fart?

One of life's simple pleasures.

 

[Loper]

My dad and his buddy used to get in farting contests with me stuck in between in a single cab pickup. Pretty much burned my sniffer out at an early age.

I don’t know which is worse, being introduced to that by your dad and uncle at a young age on a hunting trip, or being introduced to the recoil of a 300 WM at a young age.

 

[Dos Perros]

My buddy missed a bull 3 years ago with his cross bow at 45 yards because he was literally wiping his ass when the bull came into the clearing. Needless to say he got busted, and it wasn’t because of the poop smell. It was him rushing to get his pants up and get a shot off.

This could only happen to a crossbow hunter.

 

[dylanvb]

It doesn't matter how clean my diet is I fart all day everyday. Never thought about it affecting my chances in the woods though.

 

[Fridaythe13th]

A person have to fart otherwise it travel up your spine and that how you get shitty thoughts.
As far as farting in the truck start a fart jar everytime someone drops ass put a $1 in the jar. You just need simple rules: like both feet have to be on the ground before it considered outside the truck and 3-4 farts in a row is only $1. On the way home stop for food and the fart jar pays the bill. We had over $100 for 4 of us. Good times

 

[BoilerBowHunter]

Good to see these responses. I have begun to wonder if I have a legitimate health condition at times....