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Lil-Rokslider
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- Aug 20, 2019
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I dunno...
Threads like this make me think I really shouldn't be hanging out here. If you girly-men can't hang, then you'll be just like all my old hunting partners: left in the dirt. Yeah, that's right; I totally dumped them because they couldn't hang! It's not like they just didn't call me.
I swear; you'll see. So, we hunted in the backwoods of suburban Ohio, and they just couldn't keep up with my 5:30/mile pace given the 18-mile hike in in the morning with its 15,721 ft of elevation gain just to get to the Basecamp. Then they got jelly cuz they were pissed that I killed a 72" moose and a 640-class bull elk with my 9mm offhand in one shot!
If they coulda hung with my hard-core hunting life, they might still get to come along. Clearly I can't let myself be held back by inferior chumps who can't compete!!!
If my five-year-old thinks he wants to come next time, he better man up! This ain't teaching time! I ain't got time to smell any stupid roses, or watch sunsets or bunnies - that crap is for lesser beings than I!
Threads like this make me think I really shouldn't be hanging out here. If you girly-men can't hang, then you'll be just like all my old hunting partners: left in the dirt. Yeah, that's right; I totally dumped them because they couldn't hang! It's not like they just didn't call me.
I swear; you'll see. So, we hunted in the backwoods of suburban Ohio, and they just couldn't keep up with my 5:30/mile pace given the 18-mile hike in in the morning with its 15,721 ft of elevation gain just to get to the Basecamp. Then they got jelly cuz they were pissed that I killed a 72" moose and a 640-class bull elk with my 9mm offhand in one shot!
If they coulda hung with my hard-core hunting life, they might still get to come along. Clearly I can't let myself be held back by inferior chumps who can't compete!!!
If my five-year-old thinks he wants to come next time, he better man up! This ain't teaching time! I ain't got time to smell any stupid roses, or watch sunsets or bunnies - that crap is for lesser beings than I!