Doritos

Cool ranch or nacho cheese


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Thanks Corb…. Next time I pop into WallyWorld I’ll look for some. Then I’ll just sit in the parking lot and eat them like a sad junk food junkie. If I order em from Mr. Bezos, my wife will find out and I’ll get an earful.
 
Increasingly difficult to find. WalMart has been our only consistent. I also posted an Amazon link earlier in the thread.


Why would one disgrace Salsa Verde by adding sour cream?
To try and make it taste like cool ranch!!! You can keep the salsa Verdes, Corb!
 
Thanks Corb…. Next time I pop into WallyWorld I’ll look for some. Then I’ll just sit in the parking lot and eat them like a sad junk food junkie. If I order em from Mr. Bezos, my wife will find out and I’ll get an earful.
If you cant find them, you can order them here as well.

 
Increasingly difficult to find. WalMart has been our only consistent. I also posted an Amazon link earlier in the thread.


Why would one disgrace Salsa Verde by adding sour cream?
Wonder of wonders… they had them at Raleys yesterday. IMO They taste awesome at first but then the hotness overwhelms the flavor and I can’t taste them anymore. I love sour cream and found them to be really good dipped in it. Most corn chips I don’t like them dipped in SC, but I think a delicious combo with the Salsa Verde Doritos. Everybody has a different palate and there’s no accounting for taste.

My palate is very sensitive to hot stuff. OTOH I really like IPAs, ridiculously smoky scotch, and smoked oysters.
 
Its been a long while since i have had a Dorito and due to this thread and wanting to annoy the royalty i got a bag and my stance may be changing on the nacho cheese . Now i need to get some of that Salsa verde but living just past bfe will make it more challenging.

I do like me some crunchy cheetos the puffs not so much. Dont know how much i am on the spectrum with my orange fingers though?
 
Its been a long while since i have had a Dorito and due to this thread and wanting to annoy the royalty i got a bag and my stance may be changing on the nacho cheese . Now i need to get some of that Salsa verde but living just past bfe will make it more challenging.

I do like me some crunchy cheetos the puffs not so much. Dont know how much i am on the spectrum with my orange fingers though?

Cheetos are definitely autism sissy boy snacks...

...I like crunchy and puffy. The puffy have built in portion control because after a while it just feels like chewing styrofoam. Both are also good toppings for your ham sammich if you don't want to eat them separately.

Fun fact...I once read that when creating Doritos, they discovered they could make them taste exactly the same with all the flavoring baked in, no dust on the outside. They determined that getting retard fingers and licking them clean was part of the experience and decided the flavor would go on the outside.
 
Do you guys think we were actually polled by Pinky himself?

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Of all the creams, sour is the best, followed closely by whipped. Some people don’t like it. I can’t understand for the life of me why not.
 
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