Doritos

Cool ranch or nacho cheese


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Ate a bag of Cool Ranch doritos on a three hr drive to nephews graduation the other. Reaffirmed all I know to be true... the best!
Man…three hours? You must have tremendous self control. If I open a bag of chips, chips ahoy, Girl Scout thin mints, or almost any junk food that I like. It’s gone in the amount of time it takes for me to chew and swallow. It’s not quite like a pie eating contest but definitely a Homer Simpson moment with gobbling and chomping noises, blurred hands, flying crumbs. I’m thinking a jumbo bag and liter of coke are gone in 20 minutes tops.
 
You people are a bad influence. I was in a convenience store today to buy other self-mutilating products and saw a bag of Hot Mustard Doritos. Obviously I had to try them - thought I could post about them here with my internet-buddies-who-are-actually-weird-effin-strangers. There aren't enough expletives or deities to call upon to express just how awful these things were. Highly NOT recommended!!!

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You people are a bad influence. I was in a convenience store today to buy other self-mutilating products and saw a bag of Hot Mustard Doritos. Obviously I had to try them - thought I could post about them here with my internet-buddies-who-are-actually-weird-effin-strangers. There aren't enough expletives or deities to call upon to express just how awful these things were. Highly NOT recommended!!!

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Just cuz somebody puts it in a bag don’t mean you gotta eat it. I mean that sounds about as yummy as Clorox and Cayenne flavor.
 
Just cuz somebody puts it in a bag don’t mean you gotta eat it. I mean that sounds about as yummy as Clorox and Cayenne flavor.

I thought it had potential - I ate a third of the (small size) bag to give it an honest assessment. I'd probably prefer the spicy bleach flavor.
 
Steve... that is a great idea to throw out all those nasty Doritos as bear bait while u kick back with the bag of Cool Ranch and wait for them to show up at the bait pile
 
I was about to ask chat gpt to make this but I searched Google first and sure enough someone else on Reddit beat me to it several years ago.

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A long time ago in a land far away when a young Marine had the opportunity to partake in exotic cultures where one was not being shot at and pretty well juiced up on the local brew a salted dried squid was particularly tasty wonder if they could make a tiger piss dried squid flavor.
 
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