Does White Claw Suck?

Does White Claw Suck?

  • Yes

    Votes: 122 69.7%
  • No

    Votes: 53 30.3%

  • Total voters
    175

TomJoad

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That’s a joke but in all seriousness I get irritated with the “homophobia and sexism” label for any lighthearted discussion on real stereotypes and scenarios

White Claw is consumed largely by women and men who are not into caring about the masculine male gender role. That’s just being honest about the market. Do masculine dudes drink it? Yeah some do. Do they try to appeal to everyone with marketing? Yeah. Does everyone making lighthearted fun of it really care? No.

It’s no different than “oh masculine guys are overcompensating”

It’s normal social banter that can be funny. And doesn’t have to offend everyone. The toxic masculinity argument is no less extreme and short-sighted than the only gays drink White Claw argument

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I have tried them, I have ran out of beer it happens, not my thing...I will say the grapefruit one may taste a little better the second time...on second thought could have just been the IPAs mixed in from earlier in the day....
 

CorbLand

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I would rather drink Coors Light than White Claws...and I ******* hate Coors Light.
 
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spc7669

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I hear a new 6.5 is in the works for Claw drinkers. The 6.5 Bromance

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Yep. And they are good for everything from chipmunks to blue whales. Zero bullet drop to the edge of the galaxy. The Bromance will also feature a shelf for your beard and a tin of pomade for your man bun.
You heard it here first.
 

ShreckIII

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They're pretty damn good when you have a severe gluten allergy and can't drink beer. Beggars can't be choosers
 

Kilboars

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Red Bull is another one I don’t get.

It’s kool aid my mom would make from when I was a kid.

It’s Sooooo sweet.


Add vodka and a splash it’s not bad.


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WJS23

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They are not the best but when you reach into the cooler and that’s all that’s left.... any port in a storm!
 

Huntinaz

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They're pretty damn good when you have a severe gluten allergy and can't drink beer. Beggars can't be choosers

Better just take up whisky drinking

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TomJoad

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Yeah but good luck finding them.

Plus there's a difference with crafted to remove gluten when you have issues and not doing it for a trendy diet.
Thankfully not a problem I have to deal with but we have a celiac friend who has been the beneficiary of some of the GF not G reduced beers on that list. Not many benefits of living in the city vs small town or rural but beer selection is one of them. Our neighborhood packy has a dedicated GF cooler.

I'm with @Huntinaz on the whiskey front!
 

mwebs

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You guys are all so tough, I will pound claws or other seltzer’s in the drift boat without shame. It’s flavored water that gives you a buzz... Who cares about how insecure you feel about your manhood.
 
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I’ve not tried one, don’t see the point. I’ve tasted plenty of seltzer water and it generally sucks so I don’t see adding alcohol to it as a benefit
 
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