Does White Claw Suck?

[JFK]

I tried really, really hard to hate them. Then I tried one when my wife brought some home. When it’s hot out in the summer they aren’t bad.

 

[snel6424]

Ain't no laws when you're drinking white claws!

 

[hodgeman]

Zima with jolly ranchers was the ladies choice in college back in the 90’s

Back in the day Zima was widely considered "some panty dropping' chit" and is likely responsible for the entire "Girls Gone Wild" enterprise...maybe Gen Z can get with the program or something.

 

[oldskool67]

I hear they go well with some 6.5 CM range time....

Damn I saw this thread too late, you beat me to the same reply

 

[Squamch]

I'm not a fan, but I like a nice cheap lager in a can. The wife likes vodka sodas, and her friends sometimes like whiteclaws. I keep all 3 in the cooler, and it seems to work out for me.

 

[HighUintas]

I've never had a whiteclaw. But, I have had Uinta Brewing Cos seltzer, which they call West Water, because it was free. I drank them pretty quickly... They were tasty and gave me a fine buzz just the same as beer. Theirs is the best I've tried. I've never bought one, but had several brands because I used to work in the brewing industry.

A lot of the breweries that are making them now are only making them because they've lost market share to the tons of small breweries that have opened the last few years. Seltzers are stupid cheap to make. It's an unfortunate reality that the seltzer craze is ruining the beer industry for the regional sized brewers.

Aside from that, I don't know if whiteclaw sucks. But, I think it's similar to the cartridge debate on killing deer. Seltzers get you just as drunk as beer!

 

[kct802]

If it gets you drunk, and brings women around, how bad is it??

 

[Kilboars]

I bought a 12 pack a year ago and 11 still left. I bought for my wife and her friends.

I think you can chalk it up with vaping. Something else I just don’t get.



I’ve been getting into low alcohol citrus flavored beers.

Elvis juice if your in Ohio and dogfish head Seaquench Ale are my favorites.


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[_E_]

Yes and it is contributing to our aluminium can shortage!

 

[flatlanderhuffandpuff]

I have to say, I am not ashamed that I enjoyed them the time they were brought to a party. I would have to dress in a costume and go two towns over if I was going to buy them myself so I'll stick to Genny cream ale.

 

[3forks]

I bought a 12 pack a year ago and 11 still left. I bought for my wife and her friends.

I think you can chalk it up with vaping. Something else I just don’t get.



I’ve been getting into low alcohol citrus flavored beers.

Elvis juice if your in Ohio and dogfish head Seaquench Ale are my favorites.


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You beat me to it.

I’m surprised White Claws aren’t partnering with vape pen manufacturers (also known as douche flutes around here) to really capitalize on this groundswell of popularity.

Bartles and Jaymes would roll over in their graves if they saw people drinking these hard seltzer’s.

 

[spc7669]

You beat me to it.

I’m surprised White Claws aren’t partnering with vape pen manufacturers (also known as douche flutes around here) to really capitalize on this groundswell of popularity.

Bartles and Jaymes would roll over in their graves if they saw people drinking these hard seltzer’s.

And thank you for your support

 

[SneakyThunderCat]

Drinking White Claw tastes like you're watching tv static and every now and then somebody will walk in the room and yell "lemon!"

 

[TomJoad]

What’s with the sexism and homophobia? I voted no because it tastes terrible to my palette, not to stereotype women or those who have a different sexual orientation than me.

Come on RS, we can be better than this.

 

[robtattoo]

100% my Quote of the Day!

Drinking White Claw tastes like you're watching tv static and every now and then somebody will walk in the room and yell "lemon!"

 

[Billy Goat]

I really hope those guys on 24 are keeping up. Rokslide, the place to discuss manscaping and whiteclaws, just no politics.

 

[seldomseensmith]

I really hope those guys on 24 are keeping up. Rokslide, the place to discuss manscaping and whiteclaws, just no politics.

I'm ok with it. You guys discussing politics is more painful than drinking White Claw with my mother in law.

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[Billy Goat]

We have some creative minded volunteers on here. Be hilarious to tag Rokslide with the Coors submission.

Coors Seltzer Allows You to Do Good as You Drink

The product, which aims to restore America’s rivers, is the second seltzer from Molson Coors.

www.adweek.com

 

[Huntinaz]

What’s with the sexism and homophobia? I voted no because it tastes terrible to my palette, not to stereotype women or those who have a different sexual orientation than me.

Come on RS, we can be better than this.

That’s a joke but in all seriousness I get irritated with the “homophobia and sexism” label for any lighthearted discussion on real stereotypes and scenarios

White Claw is consumed largely by women and men who are not into caring about the masculine male gender role. That’s just being honest about the market. Do masculine dudes drink it? Yeah some do. Do they try to appeal to everyone with marketing? Yeah. Does everyone making lighthearted fun of it really care? No.

It’s no different than “oh masculine guys are overcompensating”

It’s normal social banter that can be funny. And doesn’t have to offend everyone. The toxic masculinity argument is no less extreme and short-sighted than the only gays drink White Claw argument

 

[JMF]

Does White Claw Suck? Not sure, but a lot of the males that drink them do.

For the record, I'm just kidding around. I don't want to upset any of you that are easily offended.