Does White Claw Suck?

[3forks]

How many of you guys who like white claws would order order one in a bar?

 

[fwafwow]

How many of you guys who like white claws would order order one in a bar?

Like on a bet? I generally don't give a $hit what anyone thinks about me or what I'm drinking, but I can't think of when or if I've done that. Sort of doesn't feel right in that I think of a frosty mug of beer and sitting at a bar as going perfectly together. Ah, those were the days.

 

[Bear_Hunter]

“White” claw??? Why can’t it be black or brown claw? Jeez, canceled!!

(see video for context)

 

[Billy Goat]

How many of you guys who like white claws would order order one in a bar?

I order whatever the hell I want in a bar, be it a bourbon, cider, glass of wine, or, gasp...

A white claw.


I can act just as snooty as anyone drinking their small craft IPA.


I just make sure I always hold my pinky out while drinking.

 

[spc7669]

 

[Crghss]

You guys are all so tough, I will pound claws or other seltzer’s in the drift boat without shame. It’s flavored water that gives you a buzz... Who cares about how insecure you feel about your manhood.

Same here, love my craft beer. But at 55 can’t consume all those calories. So while kayaking/camping I’ll throw down some seltzer’s.

 

[dr.mooseknuckles]

I mean, I'll drink one as a mixer with my gin. That's only when we're out of tonic, club soda, LaCroix, Publix LaCroix, etc.

 

[Whisky]

 

[elkyinzer]

I'd rather have a claw over any hard liquor. I've experienced everything from vladdy to some way overpriced scotches and they all taste like refinery byproducts to me. I wouldn't choose a claw, but if it's the last thing in the cooler I'll gladly regret it in the morning.

 

[actionshooter]

How many of you guys who like white claws would order order one in a bar?

I did... took one drink, decide it tasted like ass and then got a shot of Vodka to drop in it.... Way more manly that way....

 

[hunt1up]

If you’re gonna seltzer, consider the Vizzy Seltzers. I’m a professional beer drinker but the Vizzy Seltzers are delicious. Better than a White Claw or the rest of them.

 

[Billy Goat]

Damit they tricked me.




I thought it was like Colt 45, just more potent.


I don't drink light stuff because I think I'm fat, I drunk it cause I can drink it faster.