WY Wilderness guides

[grfox92]

This just gave me an idea. What if we could genetically engineer someone to be really really tiny, like just a few inches tall and a few grams of weight. Have a whole clan of them and establish WY residency. Then you pick one up and go hunt the wilderness for pennies on the dollar. We'd call them 'pocket guides.' We would include a tiny saddle we would hot glue to the brim of you hat and they'd just ride on that. Each night for dinner they'd only eat one grain of rice and a crumb of bacon. At night you'd put them in a little rigid container so you don't roll over on them and squish them. They could offer services other guides don't like detailed inspections for ticks and ear wax extraction.

Undoubtedly the best post of the week on Rokslide. Keep up the good work @Dos Perros

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