Who "mansacpes " Before a backpack hunt?

Shave once a week wether i need it or not,this thread has gotten way out of hand people are modeling weed eaters for crying out loud. Ooo well time to go trim my testies
 
Waiting for the sub thread about "waxing" for those concerned with razor burn. Very strange commentary for a hunting site, but you can't get these types of comments just anywhere! Maybe on the sister site "Baldroks"?
 
haha some funny ass stuff on this thread. Kinda makes me feel better about myself. lol. I thought Aron and I were the only weird guys that did this. I'm pretty confident with my sexuality thou haha.... I do the all body shave, shoot pink vanes, and dressed like Justin Bieber for Halloween...should my family be worried? haha
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Some people think shaving like a "girl" is weird. But for me it boils down to a superstition I started a long time ago. I can't argue with my success after doing the pre hunt shave ritual.
 
Uh oh. This is the other side of rockslide. Its actually a soft porn for the ladies. I thought for sure admin would delete this for inappropriate content by now...
 
haha some funny ass stuff on this thread. Kinda makes me feel better about myself. lol. I thought Aron and I were the only weird guys that did this. I'm pretty confident with my sexuality thou haha.... I do the all body shave, shoot pink vanes, and dressed like Justin Bieber for Halloween...should my family be worried? haha
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Some people think shaving like a "girl" is weird. But for me it boils down to a superstition I started a long time ago. I can't argue with my success after doing the pre hunt shave ritual.

Wow! You do look like Justin beiber. Tmi buddy tmi!
 
Ahhhhh.... manscaping definitely has it's perks. Especially when doing yard work on a sunny day in a college town full of hot chicks that live in the neighborhood. As you can see, I do it not for the hunting, but to become the hunted. Accessorize with a bit of Banana Boat oil and a few curls of the sledge hammer before finding things in the front yard during high traffic hours to make yourself look busy!

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Is this a new version of P90x?
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23,066 of 23,218 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS, 24 Jan 2012
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Andrew - See all my reviews
This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

Hands down the most effed up thread ive read on a hunt forum but pretty sure by the time I got past the peanut butter in the screen and nicking the taint to the above review quote I don't think I've ever laughed as hard reading a thread ever.
 
.....or nicks their taint

OMG..... I hate to admit but I have read all the way to page 3 and this is made me laugh..... The thread is like a car wreck...I know I shouldn't keep reading..but I have to.....

I am will BB on this one...
 
LOL....the thread seems to have returned!! I thought this thread was perMANently locked or blocked or something to never rise again? Guess I was wrong (like much of this thread seems to be). Thanks though! Been a tough day I need a good laugh!
 
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