So I’m a Texas transplant, and I thought I knew about high fence operations and how they work. So there I am, fresh off my NM OTC Aoudad hunt. I’m at my local taxidermist picking up the euro for my ram, which is respectable, but not huge - and a well earned trophy. I’m checking out all the heads he has in there - lots of elk and exotics and obscene white tails that have obviously come off game ranches. There is a MASSIVE Aoudad on the wall. I mean like 36” or more. It dwarfs mine and I start to feel a little emasculated. I mention it to my taxidermist and the following words, verbatim, are said by him.
Him: “Oh yeah, that’s a nice one. Funny story, the guy that was supposed to shoot it ended up shooting a smaller one and another client got this one”
Me: “You mean he had paid to shoot his one?”
Him: “Yup. They called him up and he came down to the ranch to shoot the ram. They were UNLOADING IT FROM THE TRAILER INTO THE PASTURE SO HE COULD SHOOT IT, when it took a dive off the trailer and broke its neck in the fall (implied that the ram had been tranquilized for the movement). The hunter didn’t want to shoot a paralyzed animal because he felt it wasn’t sporting. They went and got the next biggest ram for him, moved it into the pasture and he shot that one, and another client shot this big one.”
My jaw hit the floor. I was waiting for the punchline, but there was none. I asked why people bother to even pay for a hunt at all? All you need is a photoshopped grip and grin, buy a mount from someone else, and buy 100# of beef from butcher and you’ll have the same outcome for cheaper than buying one of these hunts. He said that is just the way a lot of folks do it around here. It still blows my mind. On the positive side, that’s one less guy I have to worry about crowding out the elk hills!
Him: “Oh yeah, that’s a nice one. Funny story, the guy that was supposed to shoot it ended up shooting a smaller one and another client got this one”
Me: “You mean he had paid to shoot his one?”
Him: “Yup. They called him up and he came down to the ranch to shoot the ram. They were UNLOADING IT FROM THE TRAILER INTO THE PASTURE SO HE COULD SHOOT IT, when it took a dive off the trailer and broke its neck in the fall (implied that the ram had been tranquilized for the movement). The hunter didn’t want to shoot a paralyzed animal because he felt it wasn’t sporting. They went and got the next biggest ram for him, moved it into the pasture and he shot that one, and another client shot this big one.”
My jaw hit the floor. I was waiting for the punchline, but there was none. I asked why people bother to even pay for a hunt at all? All you need is a photoshopped grip and grin, buy a mount from someone else, and buy 100# of beef from butcher and you’ll have the same outcome for cheaper than buying one of these hunts. He said that is just the way a lot of folks do it around here. It still blows my mind. On the positive side, that’s one less guy I have to worry about crowding out the elk hills!