The Ideal Mountain Hunter

[twall13]

Elk bugle in sign language if he is sleeping

I didn't think he would need sleep

 

[ceng]

Every year he is mailed otc resident elk tags from 10 western states. Including New Mexico, California, Arizona and Washington. They like to throw in little extras like moose, sheep and goat tags. Which he accepts in case he happens upon them. And he always does.

 

[philos]

He pinky nail is a gut hook and he sharpens his Havalon on his chin

 

[philos]

Grizzlys carry man spray when he's around

 

[William Hanson (live2hunt)]

He can smell a cow going into estrus 3 days before 5 miles up wind

 

[woods89]

His trekking poles are glad they have him for the steep downhills..............

 

[theleo91386]

Elk wallows appear every where he drops a bead of sweat from bulls trying to cover themselves in his excellence.

 

[IdahoElk]

He's so tough his Kifaru pack called customer service for a return authorization.

 

[PantherCity]

good stuff

 

[Clinch]

When headed out for his first solo hunt at the age of 11, he turned to his father and said "You are the man of the house until I get back".


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[airlocksniffer]

He stays regular after eating Mountain House for a week straight.

 

[W.D. Crawford]

He IS the Bull of the woods.

 

[Darren Best]

Grizzlys carry man spray when he's around

My favorite so far.

 

[Mmcan]

Nah, Chuck Norris could pack the moose in one trip. Actually, Chuck would just look at the dead moose and it would move itself.

^^^^^For The Win!!!!!^^^^^

 

[ethan]

I got nuthin....but this is good shite!

 

[mtnkid85]

Ha, I loled. Good stuff.
Whats the famous Alex Lowe quote when questioned about who the best climber is? The one having the most fun!

 

[JoshTX]

This is greatness..Rokslide's own Dos Equis commercial..

When he shoots a bull next to a cow..the cow packs him..and the bull out.

 

[IdahoElk]

He gives Mountain House the sh$ts

 

[Grumman]

He brings along Mtn Ops Yeti as a sleep aid.


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[William Hanson (live2hunt)]

Delorme inreach sos button calls him