The Ideal Mountain Hunter

I had a bull living several hundred yards below my camp three seasons in a row, and I never could get in on him and get a shot. One day after lunch and an A&W I was belching and grabbed my bugle tube and belched through it........and he responded.
*gasp* this thread has been about you all along!
 
When he is downwind and exhales it smells like elk

His eyes are infrared he senses heat and can see elk through the aspens at 200 yards


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I heard he posts his total pack weight without including rifle/bow...

...And nobody freaks out.


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Pope and Young Consulted him to get the minimum size of bulls he killed,, only to set them at the overall record.

He doenst have to worry about the wind,, he just says Shhhhhhhhhhh and all winds subside.

Chuck Norris used him as his mentor!

Runs a marathon in the middle of night just for a little warm up before the AM hunt.

,,,doesnt use pins,, the arrows are just too afraid of him to miss.

his skin on his feet only thought about making a blister,,,,once.

never posts selfies of his hunts because he does'nt wanna make us cry in shame.

Facebook had to close his account, because it was just too awesome to look at, and their servers cound'nt handle it.
 
States set their seasons around his schedule.
His spine is a where Kifaru got their frame design.
Crispi uses his foot for a benchmark.
First Lite Fusion is base on his birthmark.
 
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