The dumbest sh!t hunters say...

[3325]

I always say, "I killed an elk."

 

[kwackkillncrew]

i hate when people say "ya i got a meat bull".

 

[Bull_n_heat]

I thought some would get a kick out of this video...I know I did!

Hank Patterson is always spot on!

 

[Wyobohunter]

Love Hank Patterson. Seriously, if I were ever going to… never mind. He’s funny.

 

[Ralphie]

Might have even read this on here, but “shot him through the front shoulders.”

Good thing those rear shoulders are hard to hit.

 

[Sevens]

I hate when asked “did you catch anything?” Well, the deer caught a bullet. I let him go after, but he refused to run away.

 

[PalmettoBuster81]

Love TAB!

 

[CAElkhunter]

"my first shot was the kill shot"....after shooting 7 times and the Bull finally goes down.......

 

[psp8ball]

Might have even read this on here, but “shot him through the front shoulders.”

Good thing those rear shoulders are hard to hit.

I disagree. I've shot many deer through the rear shoulders.

 

[88man]

i hate " the smoked em "

 

[roosiebull]

“Tag Soup”…

ugh...

that one is bad, totally agree. it was officially played out right after it was first said

 

[roosiebull]

I know a lot of granola types taking up hunting use the word "harvest".

It always made me imagine accidentally mowing fawns in a hay field, or shooting an obese whitetail at a predetermined time under a corn feeder on Bubba's Big Buck Tejas Drive-Thru roadside attraction.

I just say "shot", honestly it has better connotations.

if i ever say harvest seriously in reference to killing something, i want to be held accountable... if i do, i will film myself stun gun myself in the neck, or having my wife kick me in the nuts from behind... i'll deserve it

 

[roosiebull]

"60 vertical miles"

 

[roosiebull]

one of the most dreadful things i hear are guys saying they called in x number of bulls but none were big enough for what he was after... then every 8 or 10yrs said person kills a small bull and says it was a "meat bull" freezer was getting low. in real life, they never had an opportunity to kill any of those hundreds of bulls they "called in"

or "we called in 17 bulls but didn't kill any" what do people consider a called in bull? getting one to answer? hearing a bull pipe off on it's own? hearing another hunter bugle at them?

 

[roosiebull]

WOKE

 

[JohnB]

"We're going to **** him up" courtesy of an otherwise good Stone Glacier YouTube film.

 

[frank church guy]

"We're going to **** him up" courtesy of an otherwise good Stone Glacier YouTube film.

just like he is doing to her

 

[goathunter]

"out west" is pretty annoying.

I'm planning a trip "out west", how much sitka do I need to wear?

I live "out west", and you sound like a dork. Sorry 85% of you. Although I do appreciate vagueness

Also, "going deep". Dude, Im heading out west, goin deep, going in light coming out heavy

Haha

 

[roosiebull]

"out west" is pretty annoying.

I'm planning a trip "out west", how much sitka do I need to wear?

I live "out west", and you sound like a dork. Sorry 85% of you. Although I do appreciate vagueness

Also, "going deep". Dude, Im heading out west, goin deep, going in light coming out heavy

Haha

Haha, the vast majority of the west is way east of me, so I can’t really use that pet peeve of yours (which I agree with you)

Another reference to the west is in regard to long range archery shots… “you have to shoot x yardage if you hunt out west”

If you go far enough west, you don’t have to shoot very far, haha… I can prove it. With statistics on my side, I predict I will kill a bull this year inside 20 yds

 

[S.Clancy]

He wouldn't have made it through the winter.

This one pisses me off the most. We've shot multiple muley bucks in the 7.5 -10 yr old range. Pretty sure that 4.5 yr old deer is gonna be just fine through the winter.