One I heard while up there, "Alaska - where men are men, and so are most of the women."You forgot to preface it by “In Alaska”.
In Alaska, you don’t lose your woman, you just lose your turn.
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One I heard while up there, "Alaska - where men are men, and so are most of the women."You forgot to preface it by “In Alaska”.
In Alaska, you don’t lose your woman, you just lose your turn.
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"No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded." - Yogi Berra
Left out, never trust a skinny cook.Here are some I have come up with over the years:
"A mistake made once is ignorance, a mistake made twice is stupidity."
"Knowledge is power but wisdom is temperance."
"I can not bring myself to trust a man who is not crass from time to time."
"A man cannot say he loves this country if he is not willing to occasionally drive across it."
"Gun ownership is the purist expression that the seat of power in America comes from the individual."
"Keep your enemies close but your government closer."
"If you ever want the government to fight to keep something, simply tax it."
"Archery is the ultimate balance between peace and violence."
"Sipping whiskey is the perfect balance between indulgence and temperance."
Reminds me of a sermon I heard on the radio back in the mid 80's. It was a rural church and African American preacher..."I know some of youins got the blues cause somebody you know is gone. And I know some of youins got the blues cause somebody you know still aint gone." Laughed so hard I was cryin and dang near run off in the road ditch.Some people bring joy wherever they go. Others bring joy whenever they go.