So, my mother-in-law got a robo-call from 1-844-441-7400. They were quite worried that her Microsoft license was in dire jeopardy of expiration. She, not knowing what they wanted, called my wife. My wife called the number they left, knowing it was B.S., but what the hell.
First call: Hello, what is about to expire? "Your computer" was the response.
Oh, dear, my computer? What part of my computer?
The software.
Which software?
Microsoft.
That sounds bad, Office, or Windows?
Windows.
What if I close my Windows?
That won't work.
But if I leave my Windows open, the house will get cold at night.
F' you!
F' you too, thank you for caring.
My wife has spent the last hour calling that number constantly. She is having quite a fun time, but has yet to talk to a voice that she recognizes, or one that is not Indian or Pakistani. They finally stopped answering her call, so they at least have caller ID.
This is the fun we have in Indiana in the evening.
Jeremy
First call: Hello, what is about to expire? "Your computer" was the response.
Oh, dear, my computer? What part of my computer?
The software.
Which software?
Microsoft.
That sounds bad, Office, or Windows?
Windows.
What if I close my Windows?
That won't work.
But if I leave my Windows open, the house will get cold at night.
F' you!
F' you too, thank you for caring.
My wife has spent the last hour calling that number constantly. She is having quite a fun time, but has yet to talk to a voice that she recognizes, or one that is not Indian or Pakistani. They finally stopped answering her call, so they at least have caller ID.
This is the fun we have in Indiana in the evening.
Jeremy