You didn't allocate enough for Tinder dates.
Just kill a few more bulls then drive north. Why wait? Seriously.
Because I have common sense, I’m a realist and quite frankly, I’m not ready for it.
Here’s some food for thought.
Why is this guy applying for multiple states?
He’s been hunting for 2 years.
The first year, he got sick and had to come home early.
Surprise.
Last year he dropped a wheel off in the ditch in his brand brand new tundra, didn’t have chains or a winch or any safety equipment that common sense would tell you is required for navigating the mountains in the snow and he literally hit the SOS button on his inreach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He then went on to shoot a cow whilst sitting on the lap of another ht member who’s actually a really cool guy.
Why tf is this guy applying in multiple states?
He can get the mountain experience in his home state.
He can hunt deer and elk in his home state.
But Randy Newberg told him he needs to apply in every single state if he’s gonna be a super hunter so he applies in every single state because Randy Newberg told him to and because it’s the good old American way.
And don’t worry, he’s gonna write his senators because he’s been hunting 2 years and he’s important god damnit!!!
Ps check out that sweet profile pic looking hard af
