Blackcow
WKR
I really thought it was a joke. So I called my wife.
Wife: Hey, so…. Do you have a gardening backpack?
She: You know I don’t. I couldn’t afford one.
Me: So…what kind would you get…. If you did?
Wife: Are you f’ing stupid?
Me: You know I am, but humor me.
Wife: A Mystery Ranch Dior edition. The one that Kim had them make to pay homage. Duh.