My wife said....

[Austink47]

My wife said “ tell all your little rokslide friends that you are unavailable tonight because when you get home from work we are going to have some mommy daddy time”

Any other good quotes from your better half’s out there?

 

[Randle]

Your wife said "mommy and daddy time "
you heard " Let's go scouting for elk together" she meant " we are going to move all the furniture and shampoo the carpets"

 

[Rich M]

Your wife said "mommy and daddy time "
She meant " we are going to move all the furniture and shampoo the carpets"

I fixed it!

 

[16Bore]

Slippery slope when she has to ask for time together.

Get your shit straight.

 

[ozyclint]

....and by the time you got home she was tired and had a headache.

 

[Mike Islander]

"Before motocross or after boxing?" We watch together. True story.

 

[Lark Bunting]

Today: "I don't care that you're going but get me a list of dates you'll be gone so I can plan ahead."

For the record, I'm helping on two moose hunts, my son, myself and a good friend all have elk tags for September. I won't be home much this September!

 

[Dcrafton]

My wife said

She was diagnosed with breast cancer about 3 weeks ago and those things have to go, scheduled for this coming Wednesday


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[Marble]

My wife said

She was diagnosed with breast cancer about 3 weeks ago and those things have to go, scheduled for this coming Wednesday


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Best of luck my brother. I'm 5 years clean.

I hope her treatment is successful.

 

[Marble]

Wife, "I like it when you chew. I think its sexy."

I buy a can and she says, "what are you doing? I love your face, give me that!"

 

[Fatcamp]

Me: "I can't fit all this stuff in the safe."

Wife: "We should get another safe."

 

[HunterZ]

Me: I’m going fishing.
Wife: are you sure you don’t want to sit at the beach with me and relax.
I said fishing is relaxing, I fished, then hit the beach.

 

[Mike Islander]

 

[Still Hunter]

My wife said

She was diagnosed with breast cancer about 3 weeks ago and those things have to go, scheduled for this coming Wednesday


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My mom was a 35 yr survivor of breast Cancer. Please tell her she’s got this! One day at a time!

 

[Salmonchaser]

My wife said

She was diagnosed with breast cancer about 3 weeks ago and those things have to go, scheduled for this coming Wednesday


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Prayers for both of you, been there, it’s a battle that can be won.

 

[260madman]

Me: I ordered an APO Saber M700

Wife: why? Do we need it?

Me: Yes. It’s fully adjustable for length of pull so the 3 of us can shoot it. Just like an AR.

Wife: Okay.

The bad part was I didn’t tell her about optics.

 

[asbates318]

Taking my wife hunting for her birthday...
Wife: Why does my birthday hunt seem like it is your birthday with all this new stuff we "have" to buy?

 

[dirtclod Az.]

My wife said

She was diagnosed with breast cancer about 3 weeks ago and those things have to go, scheduled for this coming Wednesday


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My sister just finished Chemo.Now starts the Breast Reconstruction which will
take up to two years.Hang in there,Both of you.It,s a long painful Family
Process that will be overcome.

 

[accurat]

Her: "Did you know there are like 2 million wild pigs in Texas?"

Me: "Yep. Where did you hear that?"

Her: "Today on NPR. They are a huge nusiance and are tearing up lots of stuff. I dont like you shooting deer and elk, but I guess you can shoot all the wild pigs you want!"

Thank you NPR! (NEVER thought I'd say that!)

 

[Akwoodchuck]

Text I got from my wife at a quarter to five after a long, hot day pounding nails: