Dog pooping is hilarious. They all have their individual style.
I have one dog that will only poop in a shrub, between four and 8 inches high. At least he gets off the trail or off the sidewalk. We walk a Labradoodle for a friend sometimes. He starts sniffing, then he spins around like a helicopter six or seven times … really fast because he knows it’s coming! My border collie… I think it surprises him every time. He’ll just be going along, and it just falls out right on the sidewalk or the trail or wherever he happens to be. Then he turns around and looks at it like “Hey!  WTF!!  somebody pooped on the sidewalk! “. At least he doesn’t do it in the house.
OK back to economy cars hauling truckloads.