Man card forfeit address?

[280Ackley]

Driving a Prius for any reason, gets your man card pulled permeant, no appeals.

Even if you have a 150 mile commute?!?!
Asking for a friend……….

 

[EastHumboldt]

Prius and miata eh….? Well now I feel the testosterone surging through my veins.
Think I’ll have some quiche for breakfast. Real men DO eat quiche, Tthat shit is delicious! You lose man-points if you know how to spell it. Keesh.

Now…Wheres my bottle of Testafen with its man boosting formula?

 

[S.Clancy]

I mean, I drive a 2009 Honda Fit. Being a man is about being practical and not letting your Ego rule your life.

 

[Wrench]

Tow mirrors. Pull out the tow mirrors and it's supposed to work as a decoy.

 

[wnelson14]

I'm trading in my F250 Power Stroke for a GMC gasser. Anyone know where I am supposed send my man card?

Trade in your 250 for a 1/2 ton Duramax,

 

[MuleyFever]

I’m sure some fella in bedazzled jeans and cowboy boots will pay ya good money for it.

Plenty of those here in UT.

 

[MuleyFever]

Trade in your 250 for a 1/2 ton Duramax,

Really considered it. If I could have found one I liked with the long bed it would have been a hard decision. Don't want to order a new truck though. Prefer to save some money on a used one.

 

[MattB]

Should I rivet it to the bumper?

Glue it to the pair of balls you have hanging from your rear bumper.

 

[5MilesBack]

Real men DO eat quiche

As long as it's smothered in hot sauce.

 

[mt terry d]

Pffft.

 

[Randle]

Tow mirrors. Pull out the tow mirrors and it's supposed to work as a decoy.

They are pulling Ghost trailers,

 

[EastHumboldt]

Pffft.

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Pretty sure if they take a hard corner, that rig is rolling over. Especially like the way his tongue is hanging out of his mouth.

 

[Wrench]

Really considered it. If I could have found one I liked with the long bed it would have been a hard decision. Don't want to order a new truck though. Prefer to save some money on a used one.

Two guys I work with bought them. One guy is like 6'20 and just plain big...he loves it. He gets better mileage towing than most trucks empty.

 

[jjohnsonElknewbie]

My personal best buck at the time...

 

[AdamLewis]

I mean, I drive a 2009 Honda Fit. Being a man is about being practical and not letting your Ego rule your life.

Yes.

Threads like this always make me sad. The entire idea of connecting vehicle choice to masculinity was dreamed up by a marketer named Edward Bernays, nephew of Sigmund Freud, to sell more and more expensive cars.

The guy was obviously effective but letting a stranger tell you what to buy in order to ratify the self image you want is pretty low on the list of masculine things a guy could do.

 

[MuleyFever]

Threads like this always make me sad.

Guys having a little laugh over satire makes you sad?

 

[GSPHUNTER]

Yes.

Threads like this always make me sad. The entire idea of connecting vehicle choice to masculinity was dreamed up by a marketer named Edward Bernays, nephew of Sigmund Freud, to sell more and more expensive cars.

The guy was obviously effective but letting a stranger tell you what to buy in order to ratify the self image you want is pretty low on the list of masculine things a guy could do.

Kind of like thinking your are real bad ass because you own pitfalls. But, I have a big truck because I don't want to stuff all of my stuff in a cracker box, or on top of some POS.

 

[AdamLewis]

Guys having a little laugh over satire makes you sad?

The vast majority of people actually do conflate their vehicle choice and their masculinity.

That, and the entire concept is a marketing gimmick that is now endemic.

 

[Stalker69]

But can you shoot a BOAL at 700+ yards, in the leg?

That guy should give up his man card, for sure.

 

[Q child]

You don't have to surrender your man card! Not yet anyway. Build a fire, punch someone in the face, eat a steak, and chug a beer. If you do all that, then you'll just be on probation for six months. If, during that six months, you don't do anything girly like smell a flower or moisturize your skin, then you can keep your man card.