Luke Here from Eastmans'

[WhatToHunt]

Which brings up another question: what is a pirate's favorite letter?

Most would say "R".

But in fact it's the "C".

 

[Squirrels]

"It's a shortened adaptation of pantaloons, those tight-like leg coverings worn by pirates and Shakespearean characters. And in those eras of 300 or 400 years ago, before pants were a single entity, pants were actually two separate garments."

From the interweb . . . Now you know, its the damn pirates fault!!!

P.s. I believe GPS coordinates to your honey hole are due since I just solved your life problem. . .

Indeed. I’ve looked that up before and had many people do the same on their phone once I uncover the topic to them. Makes sense that back in the day when they were two separate items for them to tag them with the plurality. But it is a singular item in current world, so it’s a pant.

 

[TreeWalking]

Indeed. I’ve looked that up before and had many people do the same on their phone once I uncover the topic to them. Makes sense that back in the day when they were two separate items for them to tag them with the plurality. But it is a singular item in current world, so it’s a pant.

Yet, my dog pants. So, what is up with that?

 

[AZ8]

I love the off-season on Rokslide.

No off-season here in Arizona!

 

[Elkdreamer]

"It's a shortened adaptation of pantaloons, those tight-like leg coverings worn by pirates and Shakespearean characters. And in those eras of 300 or 400 years ago, before pants were a single entity, pants were actually two separate garments."

From the interweb . . . Now you know, its the damn pirates fault!!!

P.s. I believe GPS coordinates to your honey hole are due since I just solved your life problem. . .

I cannot speak for Squirrels. However, it would take a lot more detailed bs than that to get my honey hole digits. LOL

 

[ScottR_EHJ]

So if I am hearing you correctly, you think your pants thing and the Lone Ranger thing are the same?
Guessing your explanation is something like the following:
Tanto was a sidekick to the Lone Ranger. Tanto wasn't a Ranger, so I guess the Lone Ranger was technically the only Ranger. Kinda like one legged britches and a shirt.



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I’m wearing a mask and a cowboy hat, does that make me the Lone Ranger? Or do I have to have a sandwhich????

 

[robtattoo]

Two legged would still be just a britch so as long as they are adjoined in the crotch by fabric. If not adjoined then they would just be chaps, correct??

Speaking of.
Why do people always say 'assless chaps'?
They're all assless. If they had an ass, they'd be pants.

Or a pant.

Trousers.

 

[swamphunter]

I’m wearing a mask and a cowboy hat, does that make me the Lone Ranger? Or do I have to have a sandwhich????

Is you sandwich a hotdog???

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[WV Mountaineer]

If anyone wants to call a Hot Dog a sammich they can meet me at their local Wachovia parking lot for an attitude adjustment.

That’s fine. Bring a couple hotdogs with you. We will eat them after we are done discussing it.

 

[Btaylor]

Speaking of.
Why do people always say 'assless chaps'?
They're all assless. If they had an ass, they'd be pants.

Or a pant.

Trousers.

Or a britch unless you add a base layer, then it's britches. And always hand your wife 2 britch to iron. It might be bad for your health to give her one and ask would you iron this britch.

 

[robtattoo]

I miss the days when lower leg garments were all simply Hose. *le sigh. Better days.

Is........ is ummmm.....
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Is a burger also not a sammich?? Or is it a burger. Or a perpendicular cut hotdog?

 

[PNWGATOR]

What happens if you put ketchup on a hotdog?!

 

[robtattoo]

Have you seen those German things? The one where they take half a French stick, jam it onto a hot poker & then insert a bratwurst INTO it?!
What's our stance on them things?

The bread is neither sliced nor hinged.

Discuss.

 

[robtattoo]

What happens if you put ketchup on a hotdog?!

Anthony Bourdain's ghost follows you home & shits in your slippers.

 

[WCB]

Speaking of.
Why do people always say 'assless chaps'?
They're all assless. If they had an ass, they'd be pants.

Or a pant.

Trousers.

I think you would have to fill in the front for them to be a pant...other wise they would be Crotchless Ass-on Chaps would they not?

 

[ScottR_EHJ]

Is you sandwich a hotdog???

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I can neither confirm nor deny the accusations based upon my findings in this thread.

 

[Billy Goat]

In before it gets locked......

 

[Billy Goat]

Have you seen those German things? The one where they take half a French stick, jam it onto a hot poker & then insert a bratwurst INTO it?!
What's our stance on them things?

The bread is neither sliced nor hinged.

Discuss.

Sounds like a corn dog.


Tho maybe they call it a wheat wurst.

 

[Travis907]

I bet Luke is now regretting his introduction!

 

[KHNC]

NO mention of a sammich here.