Luke Here from Eastmans'

[ODB]

If olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made from?

 

[amassi]

Rotate 90° about the longitudinal axis.

Sandwich

We were at the 49ers game 2 weeks ago, and I watched an entire family do exactly this. One even had the audacity for the first bite to come out of the middle. Clearly, these were aliens trying to act human to learn our ways but skipped eating class.

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[TreeWalking]

I just sent an email asking him if a hot dog is a sandwich

Well, duh, but is cereal with milk a soup? Not all soups are served hot. Cereal has liquid with a grain-based item added to the liquid prior to consumption. What say ye?

 

[TreeWalking]

If olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made from?

If a threesome involves three people and a foursome has four then it makes sense when you are called handsome.

 

[TreeWalking]

Peet and Repeat are Irish Setters in a boat in the middle of the ocean. Peet falls overboard. Who is in the boat?

 

[Sadler]

Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids instead of asteroids?

 

[DenverCountryBoy]

We were at the 49ers game 2 weeks ago, and I watched an entire family do exactly this. One even had the audacity for the first bite to come out of the middle. Clearly, these were aliens trying to act human to learn our ways but skipped eating class.

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I wouldn't want to have to make the human/alien call in the bay area.

 

[Geewhiz]

Wait then, so what does Subway sell? They have an unsevered hinge point on most of their products.

 

[Dos Perros]

One even had the audacity for the first bite to come out of the middle.

My son does this because he knows it falls in the zone where 1) it drives me crazy, and 2) I am morally precluded from disciplining over it.

It’s like a big old giant (friendly) eff you to Dad. Which I kind of respect in a way. It’s like throwing tea in a harbor.

 

[CorbLand]

which is bigger, shit ton or boat load?

Both are less than the unanimously accepted maximum of "a metric **** ton."

 

[CorbLand]

This right here. You guys are just savages. Hot dogs are hot dogs. They are absolutely not an effing sandwich.

What if you make them 6-8 inches wide, slice them thin and call it bologna?

 

[Btaylor]

Wait then, so what does Subway sell?

The commercial I saw the other day looked like they have a new philly cheese dog.

 

[TreeWalking]

I make pizzas. You know how I keep Canadian Bacon from curling?



I take away their tiny brooms.

 

[RMM]

Wait then, so what does Subway sell? They have an unsevered hinge point on most of their products.

Subs, not sandwiches

 

[Green1]

I just sent an email asking him if a hot dog is a sandwich

Its clearly a taco!

 

[ChrisAU]

What if you make them 6-8 inches wide, slice them thin and call it bologna?

Well then it’s not a hot dog, it’s a bologna sandwich. You’ve altered it into something different.

If you order a hot dog at the ball game and the dude give you a bologna sandwich are you gonna shrug your shoulders and say “basically the same thing?”

No. You’re going to throw it at him and probably get into a physical altercation.

A hot dog is it’s own thing. It’s ground up eye balls, lips, peanuses, and whatever else fell on the floor stuffed into a cylindrical casing and then put in a small loaf of bread with a ground mystery meat pocket cut into it.

And I choose them 10 out of 10 times over a bologna sandwich.

 

[CJF]

Geez, it's only been a day and you guys scared Luke away already!!

 

[CorbLand]

Well then it’s not a hot dog, it’s a bologna sandwich. You’ve altered it into something different.

If you order a hot dog at the ball game and the dude give you a bologna sandwich are you gonna shrug your shoulders and say “basically the same thing?”

No. You’re going to throw it at him and probably get into a physical altercation.

A hot dog is it’s own thing. It’s ground up eye balls, lips, peanuses, and whatever else fell on the floor stuffed into a cylindrical casing and then put in a small loaf of bread with a ground mystery meat pocket cut into it.

And I choose them 10 out of 10 times over a bologna sandwich.

Bologna and hotdogs are essentially the exact same meat, made the same way.

So what defines what a hot dog or sandwich is? If I put bologna in a hot dog bun and a hot dog in between two pieces of bread, what is what?

As soon as we come to a general consensus on this topic, we should move onto others. I vote the next topic is "what do girls want?"

 

[Geewhiz]

This is the content I come to rokslide for

 

[CorbLand]

This is the content I come to rokslide for

We must show that we will never concede.

They can take our meme threads but they will never take our....sarcasm? Sandwich vs hotdog debates? I am not really sure what they wont take but damnit, they wont take it.