Luke Here from Eastmans'

[positivepete!]

Welcome! Glad to have you here!

 

[Nickofthewoods]

So what defines what a hot dog or sandwich is? If I put bologna in a hot dog bun and a hot dog in between two pieces of bread, what is what?

As soon as we come to a general consensus on this topic, we should move onto others. I vote the next topic is "what do girls want?"

My guess is girls want a guy that doesn't get into debates about hotdog sandwiches with strangers on the internet. I'm definitely not telling my wife about this thread.

Now back to the important stuff.... This is from the Merriam Webster dictionary.

Full Definition of sandwich​

(Entry 1 of 3)
1a: two or more slices of bread or a split roll having a filling in between

...Next time I go to a hotdog stand I'm going to order a sandwich and if they don't give me a hotdog I'm gonna throw a dictionary at someone's head.

Oh and Welcome Luke!

 

[Jethro]

Geez, it's only been a day and you guys scared Luke away already!!

He’s probably wishing he would have just asked for honey holes.

 

[bsnedeker]

A hot dog is it’s own thing. It’s ground up eye balls, lips, peanuses, and whatever else fell on the floor stuffed into a cylindrical casing and then put in a small loaf of bread with a ground mystery meat pocket cut into it.

How do you think they make bologna?

 

[WJS23]

Welcome, probably should have posted this in the FNG section….. it’s all in good fun man.

 

[rodney482]

That was 5 minutes of my time that was well worth it!!!

Welcome

 

[Will_m]

Well then it’s not a hot dog, it’s a bologna sandwich. You’ve altered it into something different.

If you order a hot dog at the ball game and the dude give you a bologna sandwich are you gonna shrug your shoulders and say “basically the same thing?”

No. You’re going to throw it at him and probably get into a physical altercation.

A hot dog is it’s own thing. It’s ground up eye balls, lips, peanuses, and whatever else fell on the floor stuffed into a cylindrical casing and then put in a small loaf of bread with a ground mystery meat pocket cut into it.

And I choose them 10 out of 10 times over a bologna sandwich.

I would like to add a question to the OP:

What the hell is a peanus?

 

[ScottR_EHJ]

Welcome to Rokslide!

My first question is where did you kill that bull? By where I mean GPS coordinates.... lol

Man that tight lipped dude didn’t even tell me where….exactly! And his cubicle is next to my office every day!

 

[robtattoo]

I would like to add a question to the OP:

What the hell is a peanus?

A Peanut's arsehole.
Peanut anus. Peananus. Peanus.

Jeez. Speak English much?

 

[Grumman]

You think it’s really got peanuses in there cut up?


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[Nickofthewoods]

I would like to add a question to the OP:

What the hell is a peanus?

It's the sandwich version of a hotdog.

 

[rustneversleeps]

I love the off-season on Rokslide. Thank you Luke for starting this thread.

My question is:

Why is the Lone Ranger called ‘Lone’ if he always has his friend Tonto with him?

Thanks in advance kemosabe

 

[Squirrels]

I love the off-season on Rokslide. Thank you Luke for starting this thread.

My question is:

Why is the Lone Ranger called ‘Lone’ if he always has his friend Tonto with him?

Thanks in advance kemosabe

This is the exact same question/debate I have on pants.

 

[DenverCountryBoy]

Bologna and hotdogs are essentially the exact same meat, made the same way.

So what defines what a hot dog or sandwich is? If I put bologna in a hot dog bun and a hot dog in between two pieces of bread, what is what?

The difference, apparently, is girth.

As soon as we come to a general consensus on this topic, we should move onto others. I vote the next topic is "what do girls want?"

See above.

 

[swamphunter]

This is the exact same question/debate I have on pants.

So if I am hearing you correctly, you think your pants thing and the Lone Ranger thing are the same?
Guessing your explanation is something like the following:
Tanto was a sidekick to the Lone Ranger. Tanto wasn't a Ranger, so I guess the Lone Ranger was technically the only Ranger. Kinda like one legged britches and a shirt.



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[ToolMann]

Seeing a boat load, or shit ton, of questions. But still no answers from Luke. Maybe we stumped him.

 

[Geewhiz]

So if I am hearing you correctly, you think your pants thing and the Lone Ranger thing are the same?
Guessing your explanation is something like the following:
Tanto was a sidekick to the Lone Ranger. Tanto wasn't a Ranger, so I guess the Lone Ranger was technically the only Ranger. Kinda like one legged britches and a shirt.



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Pretty sure one legged britches would just be a "britch"

 

[Squirrels]

So if I am hearing you correctly, you think your pants thing and the Lone Ranger thing are the same?
Guessing your explanation is something like the following:
Tanto was a sidekick to the Lone Ranger. Tanto wasn't a Ranger, so I guess the Lone Ranger was technically the only Ranger. Kinda like one legged britches and a shirt.



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Well that depends how you feel in regards to the Lone Ranger. I see it as in he’s by himself when in fact Tanto is always with him but your view of said matter is valid. Still doesn’t change that it’s ridiculous to refer to a single pant as a pair of pants.

 

[Squirrels]

Pretty sure one legged britches would just be a "britch"

Two legged would still be just a britch so as long as they are adjoined in the crotch by fabric. If not adjoined then they would just be chaps, correct??

 

[String&stick]

Well that depends how you feel in regards to the Lone Ranger. I see it as in he’s by himself when in fact Tanto is always with him but your view of said matter is valid. Still doesn’t change that it’s ridiculous to refer to a single pant as a pair of pants.

"It's a shortened adaptation of pantaloons, those tight-like leg coverings worn by pirates and Shakespearean characters. And in those eras of 300 or 400 years ago, before pants were a single entity, pants were actually two separate garments."

From the interweb . . . Now you know, its the damn pirates fault!!!

P.s. I believe GPS coordinates to your honey hole are due since I just solved your life problem. . .