There was a photog, but he was a sissy Jack wagon. Flat brim type,from Texas. Couldn’t hang when my walking speed got to 15mphs. Had to drop him off at the day spa. smell of horse puckey and nudity made him uncomfortable. This is the only available footages of me… from the cover of my new novel.
Hah!
Squirted coffee out my nose !!
I had to think about this one for a minute. Do you imply that possibly a monster squirrel with huge fangs might perhaps grapple me? And having so grappled, and thence obtained the upper hand… possibly insert the newly smoothed wrench in a place somewhat indelicate?? Is that what you’re getting at? Indelicate levels of wrench insertion?
Don’t curse the darkness… light a candle. If you think it sucks, un-suck it! Also………………. Inevitable……………. Suck. It.
I gotta go walk the dogs now. (12800 ft). In my canyon. But while I’m doing that I will be pondering the meaning of this. A starfish apparently made of glistening poop.
This can't be understated!
Does it come with Hot dog flavored water?
You blow!
Yes….. but in keeping with splendidly sophomoric tone of this thread, and Rokslide in general, and all the sacred traditions of the internet… I choose DOO DOO.
