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Sounds like a hardcore hunt that only real men could achieve. I bet you're too manly to even manscape before a hunt like that?
Manscape? MANSCAPE ???!! This calls for a cuss war!… You possum gobbling, bean chili putting, squirrel gravy guzzling interweb poser. Instead of manscape, rub horsesh*t all over skin, then hike in my canyon for 45 miles wearing 300 lb pack.. Improve hairy ness to SOAL REAPER levels. Sleep under the stars at 12,900 ft. buck naked. Get up atb3 am, google squirrel nuts, stalk 380 class squirrel. You couldn’t hang… jack wagon. Oh… almost forgot… SUCK IT!!
 
Manscape? MANSCAPE ???!! This calls for a cuss war!… You possum gobbling, bean chili putting, squirrel gravy guzzling interweb poser. Instead of manscape, rub horsesh*t all over skin, then hike in my canyon for 45 miles wearing 300 lb pack.. Improve hairy ness to SOAL REAPER levels. Sleep under the stars at 12,900 ft. buck naked. Get up atb3 am, google squirrel nuts, stalk 380 class squirrel. You couldn’t hang… jack wagon. Oh… almost forgot… SUCK IT!!
Oh my god, I think I may not look at this thread anymore.
 
Manscape? MANSCAPE ???!! This calls for a cuss war!… You possum gobbling, bean chili putting, squirrel gravy guzzling interweb poser. Instead of manscape, rub horsesh*t all over skin, then hike in my canyon for 45 miles wearing 300 lb pack.. Improve hairy ness to SOAL REAPER levels. Sleep under the stars at 12,900 ft. buck naked. Get up atb3 am, google squirrel nuts, stalk 380 class squirrel. You couldn’t hang… jack wagon. Oh… almost forgot… SUCK IT!!
Footages or it didn't happen
 
That’s about what I thought…. Buncha sisssy boys on this sight. Too squeamish for real squirrel talk. Gotta go plant 400 trees before lunch. As usual, suck it…
Mannnnn don’t even show them the shovel you use to plant thems trees. Lord knows these prissies can’t handle the truth behind what it takes to be a real man… Hardest part about digging holes is getting the dirt out of your urethra after
 
These impressions are spot on man.......Maybe even a little too spot on....... Im about to report you in the taddle tail thread about Sus Members,
Please don’t. I need access to the classifieds in order to scam my fellow rock sliders so I can get monies to send my sister to America so she can be your wife. She is beautiful Nigerian princess with big boobs and butt. She will make you big Nigerian prince with lots of monies if you first just would kindly send me 4000 USD so that I can send her to you. I will give you money back after she arrives. It must be on a prepaid gift card from Walmart or Amazon.
This is her. We have beautiful women in Nigeria
 

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I fear we are entering a new era of scams reminiscent of the red scare of the 40s and 50s in that we have taken the joke too far and now will never be able to truly tell whether someone is a scammer or not. I may be too far gone at this point and no one will ever trust me again
 
Please don’t. I need access to the classifieds in order to scam my fellow rock sliders so I can get monies to send my sister to America so she can be your wife. She is beautiful Nigerian princess with big boobs and butt. She will make you big Nigerian prince with lots of monies if you first just would kindly send me 4000 USD so that I can send her to you. I will give you money back after she arrives. It must be on a prepaid gift card from Walmart or Amazon.
This is her. We have beautiful women in Nigeria
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