Funny Quotes From Hunting Trips

[Geewhiz]

When discussing routes with a hunting partner and I like my suggestion better than his. "six dozen one way, half dozen the other" usually goes right over his head.

 

[ianpadron]

2 years ago a good buddy from WA drove over to hunt with me and another friend in MT. He's that friend who is ALWAYS high on life, like I've never seen him even remotely close to not having a blast while outdoors. He drove 9 hours overnight to be at camp the next AM, no food, no sleep. We ask him if he wants to catch a few Z's before hunting...he's offended we even asked...

"my momma didn't raise no b!@$^!" - he softly exclaims while pounding a Monster

We go hunt, he on his own, me and the other buddy teamed up. We shot a couple deer and were packing out when we hear a suppressed shot in the direction that our solo buddy was, then the most ear splitting rebel yell type "YEEEEEE YEEEEEEE" I have ever, and will ever hear.

Got a text, "BUCK DOWN!". We eventually catch up with the wild man and he's on cloud 9, figuring he must have killed a good one....it was a spike and he was so amped about "STEEEEAAAAAKS" you'd have thought it was a 170.

A few of the many reasons we love hunting with our buddy DT, dude is insane.

 

[NRA4LIFE]

My buddy and I at the time were working at McDonnel Douglas in St. Louis. Him and I and my brothers went to MT to antelope/deer hunt. We had just arrived and I had tasked my buddy to put together my homemade small picnic table. He was floundering a bit and one of my brothers says "C'mon man, it ain't rocket science". Him and I look at each other and I say "Hey, you are a rocket scientist".

 

[ianpadron]

I was out turkey hunting with a buddy a few years ago and we had this Geo Metro come rolling up to us in the middle of the woods. I'm talking no road even close, he is literally driving through the woods.

This dude jumps out, he's wearing the shortest jorts West of the Mississippi, no shoes or shirt, but doesnt look like your typical crack monkey, he's got some class if you can imagine that, very 1960s/70s hippie vibe

Anyway, he yells out to us in the most hilarious French accent, "hey fe-LAHZ, deeww yeewww know of annyyyy of zeee mushrrewmzz?"...we both start laughing hysterically.

Told him about a patch of morels we had seen and off he went, bumping along like that scene from Ace Ventura in the land rover

We saw his camp on the way out, ol boy must have had 100 5 gallon buckets of morels stacked around his tent, it was insane.

Anyway, I now ask that question of anyone and everyone in the woods to this day, accent and all, and no one ever has any idea what I'm talking about but it takes me right back to one of the most hilarious encounters I've ever had with another human.

 

[CRJR45]

First deer camp in Michigan , day three of me seeing zero deer , and everyone else is talking about all the deer they're seeing . I said I don't know what I'm doing wrong but I have yet to see a deer . Silence while everyone turned to look at me , a 19 year old punk , and the old guy in the back says -
I think your feet stink and you don't love Jesus !
We all died laughing , I still use that phrase ...