Four words that ruin an elk hunt

[dr.mooseknuckles]

"We should hammock camp!"

 

[Valumpessa]

This is our area

 

[MallardSX2]

I'm feeling very chafed......

 

[cnelk]

I forgot to manscape

 

[OkiechasingElk]

Where's my Bugle Tube

 

[svivian]

Colorado Parks and Wildlife....

 

[PaBone]

Fire is burning where?

 

[Still Hunter]

over the cliff again!

 

[35WhelenAI]

Nothing ruins an elk hunt "like pulling the trigger"... Hunt is over boys, work begins.

 

[jamandt]

I forgot the TP

 

[Packin_packout]

You got your passport?
Gotten several phone calls and texts like that.. usually end with me in india Japan or china

 

[insanelupus]

"You are under arrest."

 

[ElkArcher918]

Don't feel like...climbing!

 

[Salmon River Solutions]

You're daughter misses you.

Man I'm a sucker for that kid.

 

[Salmon River Solutions]

You tore your bicep

Dude this was last year for my buddy! He only made it 15 minutes into his elk season. it He got tired and slept on the way so he got there like 2 hours after daylight and my other buddy and I were already out hunting. Unloaded his bike, went the wrong way, turned around and tipped over in a creek. Tore his bicep picking the bike up. Rough year for him.

 

[TxLite]

“He’s still on private”

 

[chartman1720]

Let's see em...

"Honey, please come home"

Forgot my Gold Bond

 

[InkedElkSlayer]

“Your daughter is pregnant”

 

[long hunter]

Got any x-tra underware

 

[Jmanley13]

Where is my release?