Four words that ruin an elk hunt

[chasewild]

"Where is my release?"

 

[Gapmaster]

It’s my first time

 

[rclouse79]

"Hey, we get service!" Five minutes later my hunting buddy was headed home to take care of a sick wife and kids. I was smart enough to not call home and finished the hunt.

 

[intunegp]

Bull of a lifetime

 

[ScreamingPotato]

"Look, Texas license plates."

Relax y'all I'm Texan so I can say it.

 

[longspeak74]

Put your hands up

 

[Douglasr]

Way too much chili

I shit my pants

 

[Trr15]

Let's see em...

"Honey, please come home"

In January - “I think I’m pregnant”

 

[Douglasr]

In January - “I think I’m pregnant”

He said ruin an elk hunt, not ruin your life.

 

[JK47]

He said ruin an elk hunt, not ruin your life.

Cmon man….kids are great. UNTIL they ruin an elk hunt.

I gotta play off of Screamingpotato…..

Look….ITS FLORIDA MAN!

I can say this, cause I’m Floridian…..and every other state picks on the Florida Man.

Why does everybody pick on Florida man?….I didn’t think we were THAT weird.

 

[brockel]

Mine last year was “torn acl and meniscus”

 

[ScreamingPotato]

Cmon man….kids are great. UNTIL they ruin an elk hunt.

I gotta play off of Screamingpotato…..

Look….ITS FLORIDA MAN!

I can say this, cause I’m Floridian…..and every other state picks on the Florida Man.

Why does everybody pick on Florida man?….I didn’t think we were THAT weird.

"Florida man strikes again"

We don't pick on him, everybody loves Florida man because he's famous!

 

[jolson]

“Oops. Not a bull.

 

[JK47]

"Florida man strikes again"

We don't pick on him, everybody loves Florida man because he's famous!

Hahaha

Truth…for all the wrong reasons. He eating wild game?….no. He’s eating a dudes face. Bad apples in every barrel…..

 

[NRA4LIFE]

When the new guy in camp is asked where he's from. "Broke Back Mountain, howdy."

 

[chasewild]

Let's see em...

"Honey, please come home"

Don't hunt with an inreach. Problem solved.

 

[Hunting_Oregon]

The card was declined

 

[Nickofthewoods]

Let's watch the Broncos

 

[Bull_n_heat]

Got a second one!

 

[ScreamingPotato]

Got a second one!

"You hit the cow"