Farting in the Woods

[Clark33]

Shoulda set up down wind of him and done a fart drive

 

[Cant hit em]

I sharted after eating Mt House chilli mac , never again.


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[NRA4LIFE]

That's it! I posted earlier, but it was the MH Chili Mac. Oh boy, that was no good.

 

[Boarmaster]

And to think the climate change experts have been blaming livestock when all along its been hunters.

 

[Beauseph]

Let er' rip potato chip. That Elk smelled you before you even conceived the thought of passing gas, in most instances.

 

[2531usmc]

This thread stinks

 

[Turkeytider]

I’m 77 years old and carry with me to this day the memory of going quail hunting on a cold, wintry morning in Alabama when I was in high school, me and a buddy, heater going full blast……and my trusty pointer Joe in the back seat! Never before…..or since…..have I smelled ANYTHING like that! Slammed on brakes, bailed out gagging and coughing…….and Joe, looking around, “ What ??? “

 

[NRA4LIFE]

And you can't tell him to cork it up. When ya gotta fart, ya gotta fart.

 

[OrangeMan73]

And you can't tell him to cork it up. When ya gotta fart, ya gotta fart.

Preach it brother.

 

[AK Troutbum]

If a hunter farts in the woods and nobody else is around to smell it, does it really even stink?

 

[OrangeMan73]

 

[PredatoronthePrairie]

I’m 77 years old and carry with me to this day the memory of going quail hunting on a cold, wintry morning in Alabama when I was in high school, me and a buddy, heater going full blast……and my trusty pointer Joe in the back seat! Never before…..or since…..have I smelled ANYTHING like that! Slammed on brakes, bailed out gagging and coughing…….and Joe, looking around, “ What ??? “

Curious how u found this thread from 24.

Don't think fart has been in my top ten things I think of when entering keywords into the search bar.

 

[Swamp Fox]

I’m 77 years old and carry with me to this day the memory of going quail hunting on a cold, wintry morning in Alabama when I was in high school, me and a buddy, heater going full blast……and my trusty pointer Joe in the back seat! Never before…..or since…..have I smelled ANYTHING like that! Slammed on brakes, bailed out gagging and coughing…….and Joe, looking around, “ What ??? “

So you're still blaming it on the dog 60 years later?

 

[PaHunter86]

So you're still blaming it on the dog 60 years later?

Why not. I blame it on my dog every night even though my wife knows better. If it works it works.

 

[EastHumboldt]

There’s a serious epidemic of fart blaming being directed at dogs in this country. For many dogs this seriously undermines their self esteem, and can lead to lasting emotional trauma accompanied by unexplained feelings of worthlessness and guilt.

OTOH this is why I have three dogs. Plausible blameability. Surely it was one of them did it. Not me.

On a serious note, we feed our dogs meat and vegetables, grain free. They almost never fart. Some of the cheap crap that people feed their dogs, no wonder it stinks.