Farting in the Woods

[Clark33]

Shoulda set up down wind of him and done a fart drive

 

[Cant hit em]

I sharted after eating Mt House chilli mac , never again.


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[NRA4LIFE]

That's it! I posted earlier, but it was the MH Chili Mac. Oh boy, that was no good.

 

[Boarmaster]

And to think the climate change experts have been blaming livestock when all along its been hunters.

 

[Beauseph]

Let er' rip potato chip. That Elk smelled you before you even conceived the thought of passing gas, in most instances.

 

[2531usmc]

This thread stinks

 

[Turkeytider]

I’m 77 years old and carry with me to this day the memory of going quail hunting on a cold, wintry morning in Alabama when I was in high school, me and a buddy, heater going full blast……and my trusty pointer Joe in the back seat! Never before…..or since…..have I smelled ANYTHING like that! Slammed on brakes, bailed out gagging and coughing…….and Joe, looking around, “ What ??? “

 

[NRA4LIFE]

And you can't tell him to cork it up. When ya gotta fart, ya gotta fart.

 

[OrangeMan73]

And you can't tell him to cork it up. When ya gotta fart, ya gotta fart.

Preach it brother.

 

[AK Troutbum]

If a hunter farts in the woods and nobody else is around to smell it, does it really even stink?

 

[OrangeMan73]

 

[PredatoronthePrairie]

I’m 77 years old and carry with me to this day the memory of going quail hunting on a cold, wintry morning in Alabama when I was in high school, me and a buddy, heater going full blast……and my trusty pointer Joe in the back seat! Never before…..or since…..have I smelled ANYTHING like that! Slammed on brakes, bailed out gagging and coughing…….and Joe, looking around, “ What ??? “

Curious how u found this thread from 24.

Don't think fart has been in my top ten things I think of when entering keywords into the search bar.

 

[Swamp Fox]

I’m 77 years old and carry with me to this day the memory of going quail hunting on a cold, wintry morning in Alabama when I was in high school, me and a buddy, heater going full blast……and my trusty pointer Joe in the back seat! Never before…..or since…..have I smelled ANYTHING like that! Slammed on brakes, bailed out gagging and coughing…….and Joe, looking around, “ What ??? “

So you're still blaming it on the dog 60 years later?

 

[PaHunter86]

So you're still blaming it on the dog 60 years later?

Why not. I blame it on my dog every night even though my wife knows better. If it works it works.