Eat your hunting partner?

[kjack_74]

The concern everyone has about their hunting partners family is very heart warming and easily solved for me ... I hunt with my brother. The good news is he's gotten bigger as of late (if he were a hog, I'd even say he's just a tad over-finished) so there should be plenty of calories to get me through, so yeah I'd pour the chulula to him and use the resulting gas to keep myself warm. So the real question is when does Rinella's book The Complete Guide to Butchering and Cooking the Snoring A-hole Across the Tent/Hunting Parnter come out?

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[orionsbrother]

Does your snoring, A-hole brother/hunting partner visit Rokslide? Will he become aware that you actually consider him an over-finished, potential incest-stew-us meal?

And mom. What if he's the kid mom likes better?

Do you bring her leftovers?

 

[William Hanson (live2hunt)]

Yeah. I had this morbid mental image of humming or whistling while pulling backstraps and carrying on the same kind of conversation as usually occurs while breaking down meat... only one sided. That's when I really started creeping myself out.

Ya sort of like a very disturbing version of castaway.

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[Northernpiker]

This thread makes me really happy that I hunt solo, but if one of you finds me dead in the woods...go ahead and try a bite, I won't mind.
I am going to add it to my drivers license Organ and Meat Donor.

 

[ethan]

Do you take hero pics?

 

[Poser]

Good timing: Could cannibalism be ‘perfectly natural’? This scientist thinks so. - The Washington Post
https://apple.news/ATPKCrauYS36FQVfZCUfZeg


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[bikerdavet]

My hunting partners name is Stephanie – so are the rules of eating said hunting partner is that they have to be dead?

 

[William Hanson (live2hunt)]

My hunting partners name is Stephanie – so are the rules of eating said hunting partner is that they have to be dead?

After 8 days in the mountains, does it really make much difference?

Too far?

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[Broomd]

lol....good lord.

Too much time at the keyboard.

 

[robtattoo]

One of my hunting buddies told me he has a strange interest in trying human flesh for some reason. I told him when I die I'm going to will him an ass cheek.

Sounds like you need to rethink your friends lol

Although thats creepy as hell, it reminds me of an episode of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

On that note, isn't it about time you quit that crossfit shit & started eating lots of whole grain & butter. I hear that it makes your muscles much tasti......stronger. I meant stronger.

 

[ethan]

Blooaaahhhaaaahhhaaaa

 

[ethan]

There goes the "anonymous" part of "my hunting buddy"!!!

 

[ArrowForester]

I've only met Rob briefly but was pretty sure he was the "hunting buddy" being discussed.

Just think what we could cook up on one of the group hunts......

 

[TheCougar]

After 8 days in the mountains, does it really make much difference?

Too far?

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I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

 

[ethan]

Arrow forester, he was indeed!

 

[fngTony]

This is purely a hypothetical question, but due to the "what ifs", here is the scenario:

You and your partner are coming down the mountain in the dark after glassing. You hear a loud noise that sounds like rock fall. Suddenly, you are hit by a tidal wave of rocks. You wake up to find yourself in the treeline and are busted up pretty badly: broken bones and what not. Your pack (which contained everything important) is nowhere to be seen, presumably Buried in the rockslide. You find your rifle, but it is busted up and unuseable. You find your partner with a huge boulder on top of him. He (and his pack) are completely crushed, however, 3 of his 4 limbs are sticking out. You have no way to contact anyone for help and you can't walk. However, you figure you'll be found eventually. You have a puffy, a pocket knife, enough duct tape to close the wounds and a lighter. You also manage to recover a salt and pepper shaker that must have spilled out of your partner's pack as well as a cracked jar of Cholula hot sauce. What do you do?


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Have you seen the movie "the grey" this is where the cracked jar of Cholula and duct tape come into play. After seasoning your partner and chasing it with the Cholula you duct tape shards from the empty bottle between your fingers then engaged the wolves to a fight to the death. Spoiler alert you loose!

 

[IdyllwildArcher]

There's a lot of situations where a Delormme wouldn't save you - 3 blizzards in a row, lost it, batteries died, etc.

There's plenty of cases where people were stuck because it was too dangerous for rescue workers to get in there.

I would definitely pull the backstraps first.

 

[fngTony]

I'd start with the finger food (pun intended)