Eat your hunting partner?

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Saw mention of a similar poll on the American Alpine Institute blog. In short, if there were an emergency situation in the mountains, would you be willing to eat your (presumably dead) hunting partner in order to survive?

Really, Is it that time of year already?? Hmm, mid February, I guess it is.
 

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damn, I can't quit watching this thread. If I was hunting with Ryan, no way, too much hair. Starve first. Aron, probably like eating low-fat jerky. I guess I'd just die out there, with pride intact.
 

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Do you wait for them to die first? Or do you finish them off once the hunger really sets in?
 

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LOL what a question! You would only have a short window before you had to make the decision or else the decay would make the answer a solid no way! Soooo do you preserve the remains just in case you change your mind?
 
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This is purely a hypothetical question, but due to the "what ifs", here is the scenario:

You and your partner are coming down the mountain in the dark after glassing. You hear a loud noise that sounds like rock fall. Suddenly, you are hit by a tidal wave of rocks. You wake up to find yourself in the treeline and are busted up pretty badly: broken bones and what not. Your pack (which contained everything important) is nowhere to be seen, presumably Buried in the rockslide. You find your rifle, but it is busted up and unuseable. You find your partner with a huge boulder on top of him. He (and his pack) are completely crushed, however, 3 of his 4 limbs are sticking out. You have no way to contact anyone for help and you can't walk. However, you figure you'll be found eventually. You have a puffy, a pocket knife, enough duct tape to close the wounds and a lighter. You also manage to recover a salt and pepper shaker that must have spilled out of your partner's pack as well as a cracked jar of Cholula hot sauce. What do you do?


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Poser. Great scenario. I got hungry reading it. All four limbs sticking out would seal the deal for me. Just need to decide on wings or thighs for the first night. Lmao.


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Poser. Great scenario. I got hungry reading it. All four limbs sticking out would seal the deal for me. Just need to decide on wings or thighs for the first night. Lmao.


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Already tenderized, too.


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Ya he would be. Only part that was unbelievable was you found the S&P shaker, seemed staged.


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No way. My hunting buddy smells worse than a javelina. Besides, what do I say to his wife? "Hey, I ate your husband... but he wanted it that way. He also wanted me to have his quad and his rifle."
 

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This is purely a hypothetical question, but due to the "what ifs", here is the scenario:

You and your partner are coming down the mountain in the dark after glassing. You hear a loud noise that sounds like rock fall. Suddenly, you are hit by a tidal wave of rocks. You wake up to find yourself in the treeline and are busted up pretty badly: broken bones and what not. Your pack (which contained everything important) is nowhere to be seen, presumably Buried in the rockslide. You find your rifle, but it is busted up and unuseable. You find your partner with a huge boulder on top of him. He (and his pack) are completely crushed, however, 3 of his 4 limbs are sticking out. You have no way to contact anyone for help and you can't walk. However, you figure you'll be found eventually. You have a puffy, a pocket knife, enough duct tape to close the wounds and a lighter. You also manage to recover a salt and pepper shaker that must have spilled out of your partner's pack as well as a cracked jar of Cholula hot sauce. What do you do?


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That's quite the imagination...almost like you've really thought this through, your hunting partners better check your bag for Cholula before every trip. lol

Myself, at this time, would have to say Pass. I don't believe I could bring myself to do it. How would you explain that to his family? Be a little weird if you were asked to say some words at his funeral. "I'll always remember George, we had a lot of good times together. He tasted like chicken."
 
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Did my pard have tats? It would be a little offputting eating something wrapped in ink of his wife/kids.
 
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