Eat your hunting partner?

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All the people who said no should fast for a week and reevaluate their answer. Hunger and desperation make a delicious marinade.


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I have gone a week without food......even people who are alive are starting to look pretty tasty after 5 days ;)
 

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One of my hunting buddies told me he has a strange interest in trying human flesh for some reason. I told him when I die I'm going to will him an ass cheek.
 

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Who needs an emergency situation? I've got an inReach for that. I may just want lunch and a Mountain House just ain't cuttin' it...
 

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Not any more. I picked @Redmech because he was well marbeled just in case I needed to eat him. Then he decided to get all thin and whatnot. Now if I were to put him in rabbit terms, he'd definitely be more of a stewer than a fryer.
 

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So your talking like the movie Alive about the soccer team that went down in the Andies then yes. I would and I would want him to eat me.


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Poser,
im setting at my desk laughing, i cant get the image of you with AThiker on a rotisserie out of my head.
 

ethan

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So, would it be ethical to only eat the choice cuts, or should you utilize everything possible? Asking for a friend...
 

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One of my hunting buddies told me he has a strange interest in trying human flesh for some reason. I told him when I die I'm going to will him an ass cheek.
Although thats creepy as hell, it reminds me of an episode of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
 

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I would, but I'd want to make jerky out of him. Eating a human steak just seems like it'd be too weird.
 
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I would, but I'd want to make jerky out of him. Eating a human steak just seems like it'd be too weird.

Yeah. 'Cause human jerky wouldn't be weird at all.

How about this for a hypothetical: If you are eating your hunting partner, do you break out the spice kit?

"You know, a little garlic powder, Hungarian paprika and cracked pepper... Bob wasn't too bad. Some fresh mushrooms and a nice salad woulda really complimented him though."
 

William Hanson (live2hunt)

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Yeah. 'Cause human jerky wouldn't be weird at all.

How about this for a hypothetical: If you are eating your hunting partner, do you break out the spice kit?

"You know, a little garlic powder, Hungarian paprika and cracked pepper... Bob wasn't too bad. Some fresh mushrooms and a nice salad woulda really complimented him though."
Probably no spices. Eating is one thing but attempting to enjoy it is another story entirely.

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Yeah. I had this morbid mental image of humming or whistling while pulling backstraps and carrying on the same kind of conversation as usually occurs while breaking down meat... only one sided. That's when I really started creeping myself out.
 
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